Bear Puns Why did the bear sit on the log? Because it wanted to be a bear-y comfortable seat! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! How do bears keep their houses warm? With bear insulation! What do you call a bear that loves to dance? A bear-itone! Why did … Read more
Baseball Basics Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole second base! What do you call a baseball player who throws a grenade? A thrower! Why was the baseball team always cold? They kept walking into the draft! How do baseball players stay cool? They stand next to their fans! Why are baseball players … Read more
Cooking Jokes I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall.” I said maybe. Why did my wife bring a ladder to dinner? Because she heard the steaks were high! I asked my wife to let me know the next time she … Read more
New Year’s Resolutions Why did the gym close down on New Year’s Day?It just couldn’t handle the weight of all those resolutions! My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds.That’s what I call a win-win! I told my friend I was going to quit all my bad habits for New … Read more
Driving Jokes Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. What do you call a golfer who is always in a hurry? A tee-rrific speedster. Why did the golf ball go to jail? It was caught in a rough situation. What did the golf club say … Read more
Berry Funny Jokes Why did the strawberry cross the road? Because it saw the salad dressing! What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing it just let out a little wine! How do you make a berry laugh? You tickle its pickles! Why did the blueberry get invited to every party? Because … Read more
Hardware Humor Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage. What did the hard drive say to the floppy disk? You’re just not my type anymore. Why did the keyboard break up with the mouse? It just couldn’t click with it anymore. What do you call a computer … Read more
Weed Puns Why did the weed break up with its partner? It found someone more high-ly compatible. What do you call a stoner with a good sense of humor? A real high-larious guy! Why did the joint go to school? To get a little more rolled up in knowledge! How do you greet a cannabis … Read more
Workday Woes Why did Tuesday apply for a job? It wanted to be a part of the week’s workforce! What did Monday say to Tuesday? “You’re my favorite day of the week but don’t tell the others!” Why is Tuesday the most optimistic day? Because it knows there’s still a chance to make it to … Read more
Weekend Plans Why did the weekend break up with the weekday? It found someone more fun to hang out with! I told my plans for the weekend to my calendar. It just flipped out! Why did the scarecrow love the weekend? Because he was outstanding in his field! What do you call a weekend full … Read more