Paper Puns Why did the paper get kicked out of school? It couldn’t stop folding under pressure. What did the origami expert say to the paper? You’re really on a roll! Why was the paper always calm? Because it knew how to stay composed. What do you call a paper that tells jokes? A pun-derful … Read more
Classic Bar Jokes Why did the bartender break up with his girlfriend? She kept asking for a shot of affection. What do you call a bar that serves only water? A dry bar! Why did the scarecrow become a bartender? Because he was outstanding in his field! How do you organize a space party at … Read more
Beer Jokes Why did the beer file a police report? It got mugged. What do you call a beer that tells jokes? A pun-derful brew! Why don’t beers ever get lost? They always follow the hops! What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? Olive or twist? Why was the beer always … Read more
Building Puns Why did the house go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues. What did the brick say to the mortar? We make a great bond! Why do houses always get invited to parties? Because they know how to raise the roof! What do you call a house that tells jokes? A pun-derful … Read more
Dusting Delights Why did the broom get promoted? It swept the competition away! Why was the dustpan always worried? It had a lot on its plate! What’s a cleaner’s favorite type of music? Sweep-hop! Why don’t dusters ever get tired? They always keep things feather light! What did the dust bunny say to the vacuum? … Read more
Weed Puns Why did the weed break up with its partner? It found someone more high-ly compatible. What do you call a stoner with a good sense of humor? A real high-larious guy! Why did the joint go to school? To get a little more rolled up in knowledge! How do you greet a cannabis … Read more