Berry Funny Jokes
Why did the strawberry cross the road?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing
it just let out a little wine!
How do you make a berry laugh?
You tickle its pickles!
Why did the blueberry get invited to every party?
Because it was a real “jam” session!
What did the raspberry say to the peach?
You’re just peachy keen!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Citrus Silliness
Why did the orange stop?
It ran out of juice!
What did the lemon say to the lime?
You’re looking a bit zesty today!
Why do oranges never get lost?
Because they always follow the peel!
What did one citrus fruit say to the other?
We make a great zest together!
How does a lemon answer the phone?
Yellow!
Why did the grapefruit break up with the lemon?
It found someone sweeter!
What did the lime say to the coconut?
We should mix things up!
Why was the orange so good at math?
Because it could always find the square root!
Tropical Tickles
Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
It couldn’t find its way to the tropics!
What did the coconut say to the pineapple?
You’re looking a little prickly today!
Why did the mango get a promotion?
Because it was the top fruit in the bunch!
What did the banana say to the pineapple?
You’re one fine-apple!
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana!
What did the papaya say to the kiwi?
You’re fuzzy but fabulous!
Why was the coconut always calm?
Because it had a lot of inner peace!
What’s a pineapple’s favorite game?
Hide and seek
because it’s always looking for a-peel!
Melon Madness
Why did the watermelon break up with the cantaloupe?
It couldn’t handle the melon drama!
What do you call a watermelon that can play the guitar?
A jam session!
Why did the cantaloupe get invited to every party?
Because it’s a real melon-ball!
What do you call a funny watermelon?
A pun-derful fruit!
Why did the melon sit down?
Because it couldn’t find its rind!
What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?
You’re one sweet fruit!
Why do melons always get invited to weddings?
Because they’re great at making a splash!
What did the watermelon say to the grape?
Stop whining and enjoy the ride!
Apple Antics
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
What did one apple say to the other?
You’re the apple of my eye!
Why did the apple go to school?
To get a little core education!
What do you call an apple that plays the piano?
A flat fruit!
Why did the apple join the gym?
To get a little more core strength!
What did the apple say to the orange?
We make a great fruit salad together!
Why was the apple so good at baseball?
Because it always knew how to hit a home run!
What do you call a sad apple?
A “sour” apple!
We hope you enjoyed this collection of fruity dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our dad jokes about computers or take a swing at our dad jokes about golf. Keep smiling and sharing the laughter!