Tax Puns Why did the accountant break up with his girlfriend? She had too many deductions. What did the tax form say to the taxpayer? “You complete me!” Why do taxes never get lost? Because they always find their way back to you! What do you call a tax collector who’s good at math? A … Read more
Auto Insurance Jokes Why did the car apply for insurance? It wanted to be covered in case of a breakdown! What did the tire say to the insurance agent? “I’m just here for the coverage!” Why did the sedan get a new policy? It wanted to drive safely into the future! What do you call … Read more
Banking Puns Why did the bank teller break up with their partner? They lost interest. What do you call a bank that only serves donuts? A doughnut bank. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost his balance. How do banks stay warm in the winter? They put on their loan jackets. Why did the … Read more
Investing Jokes Why did the dollar break up with the penny? It just couldn’t make cents of the relationship. What do you call a stockbroker who can sing? A hedge fund vocalist. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest! How do you organize a space party? You planet with your investments! Why did … Read more