Pencil Puns Why did the pencil get a job? It wanted to draw a better salary! What do you call a pencil that tells jokes? A write-comic! Why was the pencil always calm? Because it knew how to stay sharp! What did the eraser say to the pencil? You’re on point! Why did the pencil … Read more
Math Class Jokes Why was the equal sign so humble?Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else. Why did the student wear glasses in math class?To improve di-vision! What do you call a number that can’t keep still?A roamin’ numeral! Why did the math book look sad?Because it had too many … Read more
Atomic Humor Why do chemists like nitrates?Because they’re cheaper than day rates! What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?HeHe! Why did the chemist break up with his girlfriend?There was no chemistry! What do you do with a sick chemist?If you can’t helium and you can’t curium then you might as … Read more
Book Puns Why did the book join the gym? It wanted to get its spine in shape! What do you call a book that’s always on time? A punctual novel! Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked! What’s a book’s favorite type of music? Page-turner tunes! Why did the … Read more
Ancient Civilizations Why did the Pharaoh go to therapy? He had too many issues with his pyramid scheme. What did the Roman say when he saw the salad? “Lettuce conquer this meal!” Why was the Egyptian so good at math? Because he was great with his “Nile” numbers! Why did the Greeks always carry a … Read more
Physics Jokes Why can’t you trust an atom?Because they make up everything! What did the physicist say when he found two isotopes of helium?HeHe! Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?There was no chemistry! What does a physicist say when meditating?Ohm ohm ohm! Why are physicists bad at playing hide and … Read more
Math Test Jokes Why was the equal sign so humble?Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else. Why did the student bring a ladder to the math test?Because they wanted to reach new heights! What did the math book say to the student?“I have too many problems!” Why did the math … Read more
Academic Achievements Why did the student bring a ladder to graduation? Because they wanted to reach new heights! What did the diploma say to the graduate? “You’re officially a ‘degree’ above the rest!” Why did the math book look sad at graduation? Because it had too many problems! Why did the graduate bring string to … Read more
Book Puns Why did the book join the gym?It wanted to work on its spine. What do you call a book that’s about gardening?A novel idea! Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?Because it was overbooked! What did the book say to the reader?I’m not just a page-turner I’m a life-changer! Why did … Read more
Math Teacher Jokes Why did the math teacher break up with the calculator? She felt he was just too calculating. What do you call a math teacher who’s always late? A procrastin-ator! Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it realized it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else. What did the math … Read more