Truck Puns Why did the truck break up with its girlfriend? It couldn’t handle the weight of the relationship. What do you call a truck that tells jokes? A pun-derful vehicle! Why do trucks make terrible comedians? They always drive the punchline home! What did the truck say to the trailer? I’m hooked on you! … Read more
Flight Puns Why did the airplane break up with its girlfriend?It had too many baggage issues. What do you call a plane that doesn’t fly?A plane old joke! Why did the pilot always carry a pencil?In case he needed to draw a flight plan. How do airplanes stay warm in the winter?They wear jet sweaters! … Read more
Car Puns Why did the car break up with its partner? It just couldn’t handle the emotional mileage. What do you call a car that never stops? A “brake-less” wonder! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change! … Read more
Air Travel Jokes Why did the airplane get sent to its room? Because it had a bad altitude! What do you call a flying magician? A flying sorcerer! Why did the pilot break up with his girlfriend? She had too much baggage! What’s a pilot’s favorite type of music? Plane music! Why don’t pilots ever … Read more
Train Puns Why did the train get a promotion?Because it was always on track! What do you call a train that eats too much?A chew-chew train! Why do trains always carry a suitcase?Because they want to be well-traveled! What did the train say to the car?“You’re just not my type!” Why was the train so … Read more
Bike Puns Why did the bicycle fall over?It was two-tired! What do you call a bike that can’t stand up by itself?It’s a two-tired bike! Why did the bike get a flat tire?It couldn’t handle the pressure! What do you call a bicycle that tells jokes?A pun-cyclist! Why are bicycles so good at keeping secrets?Because … Read more
Boat Puns Why did the boat break up with the dock?It found someone more buoyant. What do you call a boat that tells jokes?A pun-derboat! Why are boats so good at music?They know how to play the bass. What did the captain say to the crew at dinner?“Let’s taco ‘bout this boat trip!” Why did … Read more
Engine Puns Why did the car break up with the motorcycle?It couldn’t handle the relationship. What did the engine say to the transmission?You’re shifting my gears! Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?Because he wanted to get up oily in the morning! What do you call a car that never stops?A tireless vehicle! Why … Read more