Baseball Basics
Why did the baseball player get arrested?
He stole second base!
What do you call a baseball player who throws a grenade?
A thrower!
Why was the baseball team always cold?
They kept walking into the draft!
How do baseball players stay cool?
They stand next to their fans!
Why are baseball players such bad bowlers?
Because they always throw strikes!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch you later!
Why did the baseball player bring a ladder?
To reach the high scores!
Why did the baseball team hire a detective?
To catch the foul play!
Funny Players
Why did the pitcher get a job at the bakery?
Because he knew how to make great dough!
What did the baseball player say to the outfielder?
Stop loafing around!
Why was the baseball player a great musician?
He had perfect pitch!
Why did the baseball player bring string to the game?
To tie the score!
What do you call a baseball player who can’t stop telling jokes?
A pun-derful player!
Why did the baseball player go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to draw walks!
Why was the baseball player always calm?
He knew how to keep his cool under pressure!
What did the baseball player say when he got a hit?
That’s how I roll!
Baseball Food
Why do baseball players love snacks?
Because they can’t resist a good catch!
What do you call a baseball player who loves pizza?
A dough-thrower!
Why did the baseball team bring a picnic?
They wanted to have a home run meal!
What’s a baseball player’s favorite dessert?
Peach cobbler!
Why did the baseball player always carry a sandwich?
In case he needed a quick bite!
What do you call a baseball player who loves tacos?
A home plate-cher!
Why do baseball players love ice cream?
Because it’s the perfect way to cool off after a hot game!
What did the baseball say to the hot dog?
You’re on a roll!
Baseball and Animals
Why did the cat join the baseball team?
Because he wanted to be a purr-fect player!
What do you call a dog that plays baseball?
A labra-batter!
Why did the chicken join the baseball team?
To prove she wasn’t chicken!
What do you call a bear that plays baseball?
A home run bear!
Why don’t elephants play baseball?
Because they’re afraid of the bat!
What did the parrot say to the baseball player?
Polly wants a cracker
but I want a grand slam!
Why do fish make terrible baseball players?
Because they always get caught in the net!
What did the horse say to the baseball player?
Let’s hoof it to the game!
Baseball Puns
Why did the baseball player break up with his girlfriend?
She was a real catch
but he wanted to hit it out of the park!
What do you call a baseball player who can’t stop talking?
A chatter-batter!
Why did the baseball player always carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw a walk!
What did the baseball say to the bat?
Let’s have a swing at it!
Why was the baseball team so good at math?
Because they knew how to calculate their runs!
What do you call a baseball player who can’t stop smiling?
A happy camper!
Why did the baseball player take a nap?
He wanted to rest his case!
What did the umpire say to the baseball player who was late?
You’re outta time!
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