Strings Attached Why did the violin break up with the guitar? It just couldn’t handle the strings attached. How do violins stay in shape? They do a lot of string exercises! What did the violin say to the bow? You’re really pulling my strings! Why did the violinist get kicked out of the orchestra? He … Read more
Musical Puns Why did the singer break up with their metronome?It just couldn’t keep up with the beat. What did the piano say to the singer?“You’ve got the key to my heart!” Why did the choir get kicked out of the bar?They couldn’t stop singing “We Will We Will Rock You!” How did the music … Read more
Console Comedy Why did the console gamer break up with their controller? Because it couldn’t handle the pressure! What’s a console’s favorite type of music? Chiptune! Why don’t consoles ever get lost? They always have good directions from the controller! What did the gamer say when their console froze? Looks like it needs a cold … Read more
Classic Disney Jokes Why did Mickey go to space? To visit Pluto! How does Cinderella like her photos? With a little bit of magic! What does Donald Duck say when he’s angry? “Duck you!” Why did Goofy take a nap? He was feeling a little goofy! Why did Snow White get kicked out of the … Read more
Drum Puns Why did the drum break up with the cymbal? It found the relationship too crash-y. What did the drummer do when he lost his sticks? He had to drum up some new ones! Why did the drummer get kicked out of the band? He kept beating around the bush! What did the drum … Read more
Song Puns Why did Taylor Swift bring a ladder to her concert?Because she wanted to reach new heights! What did Taylor say when she won the lottery?“This is my ‘Shake It Off’ moment!” Why did Taylor Swift break up with the calendar?Because it had too many dates! What do you call Taylor Swift in a … Read more
Painting Puns Why did the painter break up with his girlfriend? She had too many issues with his brush strokes. What do you call a painting of a cat? A purr-trait! Why did the artist get kicked out of the bar? He kept drawing attention to himself. How do painters stay in shape? They do … Read more
Rock Bands Why did the rock band go to the bank? To get their “interest” rates up! What did the rock singer say to his audience? “You can’t always get what you want but if you try sometimes…” Why did the drummer break up with his girlfriend? Because she kept saying he had no “cymbal”! … Read more
Barbie’s Fashion Funnies Why did Barbie become a fashion designer? She wanted to dress for success! What’s Barbie’s favorite accessory? A good sense of style! Why did Barbie take up sewing? She wanted to stitch in time! What did Barbie say when she saw a great outfit? Sew fabulous! Why was Barbie always invited to … Read more
Movie Star Jokes Why did the movie star bring a ladder? Because they wanted to reach new heights in their career! Why did the actor break up with their partner? They just couldn’t handle the drama! Why did the film director go broke? Because he lost his sense of “cents”! What did the movie star … Read more