Beer Jokes Why do beers never get lost? Because they always follow the hops! What did the beer say to the wine? Stop whining let’s have a good time! Why did the beer break up with the soda? It couldn’t handle the fizz anymore! How do you organize a beer party? You just brew it! … Read more
Tea Puns Why did the tea bag go to therapy? It couldn’t stop steeping in its problems. What did the tea say to the coffee? You’re just too brewed for me! Why did the tea leaf break up with the coffee bean? It found someone more steeped in love. What do you call a tea … Read more
Wine Puns Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice! What did the wine say to the cork? You’re just my type! Why did the bottle of wine break up with the cork? It found someone more “uncorked”! What do you call a wine that’s always … Read more
Caffeinated Puns Why do coffee beans never get in trouble? Because they know how to espresso themselves! What did the coffee say to the sugar? You make life sweet! Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! What’s a coffee’s favorite film? A Mug’s Life! How do you feel when you run … Read more
Classic Beer Puns Why did the beer file a police report? It got mugged! What did the beer say to the bartender? “I’m just here for a good time not a long time!” Why don’t beers ever get lost? Because they always follow the hops! What did one beer bottle say to the other? “Stop … Read more