Party Starters Why did the DJ bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to reach new heights in music! What’s a balloon’s least favorite kind of music? Pop! Why did the bicycle fall over at the party? Because it was two-tired to party! What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward at … Read more
Explosive Puns Why did the firework break up with its partner? It just couldn’t handle the spark anymore. What did the firework say to the sky? Thanks for letting me light up your night! Why do fireworks make terrible friends? They’re always blowing up at you! What did one firework say to the other? You’re … Read more
Wedding Puns Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She heard the cake was on the top tier! What did the groom say to the bride at the altar? “You’re the one I’ve been waiting for and I can’t ‘knot’ wait to marry you!” Why did the wedding photographer break up with … Read more
Birthday Puns Why did the birthday cake go to school?It wanted to be a smartie! What did the teddy bear say when it was offered cake?I’m stuffed! Why did the birthday balloon get kicked out of the party?It was too full of hot air! What do you call a birthday party for a cat?A purr-thday … Read more