Weed Puns
Why did the weed break up with its partner?
It found someone more high-ly compatible.
What do you call a stoner with a good sense of humor?
A real high-larious guy!
Why did the joint go to school?
To get a little more rolled up in knowledge!
How do you greet a cannabis plant?
“What’s up
bud?”
Why did the weed plant always win at poker?
Because it knew how to bluff its way through!
What did the stoner say when he lost his weed?
“I guess I’m in a bit of a sticky situation.”
Why don’t stoners play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you can’t even find yourself!
What’s a cannabis plant’s favorite exercise?
High-intensity interval training!
High Hilarity
What do you call a group of stoners?
A high society!
Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a stoner with a great memory?
A weed savant!
Why did the stoner cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the couch!
How do you know if a stoner is lying?
Their eyes are way too red!
What did one weed plant say to the other?
“I’m rooting for you!”
Why do stoners love nature?
Because it’s always high time!
What’s a stoner’s favorite game?
High-stakes poker!
Joint Jokes
Why did the joint get kicked out of the party?
It was way too lit!
What did the blunt say to the joint?
“You’re just a little too wrapped up!”
Why did the stoner never play cards?
Because he couldn’t find his deck of joints!
What do you call a joint that tells jokes?
A pun-derful blunt!
Why did the joint always win arguments?
Because it had the best points!
What’s a stoner’s favorite type of music?
Anything that’s a little bit groovy!
Why was the joint always calm?
Because it knew how to roll with the punches!
What did the blunt say after a long day?
“I’m just trying to unwind!”
High Times
Why did the stoner start a bakery?
Because he wanted to make some high-quality treats!
What do you call a stoner’s favorite holiday?
4/20
of course!
Why did the stoner apply for a job at the bakery?
He heard they were hiring for high rolls!
What’s a stoner’s favorite type of movie?
Anything with a good plot twist!
Why did the stoner get kicked out of the library?
He kept trying to check out the high literature!
What’s a stoner’s favorite way to relax?
Just chilling and smoking the day away!
Why did the stoner start a podcast?
To share his high thoughts!
What do you call a stoner who loves to travel?
A high-way explorer!
Leafy Laughs
Why did the leaves get into business?
Because they wanted to branch out!
What did the cannabis leaf say to the flower?
“You really know how to bloom!”
Why do stoners love gardening?
Because they get to dig in the dirt and get high!
What’s a weed plant’s favorite game?
Leaf it to chance!
What did the stoner say when he found a new strain?
“This is un-fur-gettable!”
Why did the stoner start a band?
He wanted to play some high notes!
What’s a stoner’s favorite vegetable?
High-dru-licious carrots!
Why did the weed plant get promoted?
Because it always rose to the occasion!
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