Uncle Puns Why did the uncle bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! What did the uncle say to his niece at the art gallery? “I’m just here for the ‘uncle-lectibles’!” Why did the uncle get kicked out of the garden? Because he kept making “un-plantable” jokes! … Read more
School Days Why did my daughter bring a ladder to school? She wanted to go to high school! What did my daughter say when I asked her if she was studying? “I’m just trying to pass my ‘daught-ology’ class!” Why did my daughter always carry a pencil? Because she wanted to draw attention! What did … Read more
Dad Jokes about Siblings Why did the sibling bring a ladder to the dinner table?Because they heard the food was on another level! What did one sibling say to the other during a game?“You may be winning but I’m still the favorite!” Why did the brother always carry a pencil?In case he needed to draw … Read more
Cooking Jokes Why did mom bring a ladder to the kitchen?Because she heard the recipe called for high heat! Mom’s cooking is like a magician’s act.It disappears before you can say “abracadabra!” What did mom say when she burned dinner?“Well at least I made some crispy memories!” Why did mom become a chef?Because she wanted … Read more
Parenting Puns Why did the dad bring a ladder to parenting class? He wanted to reach new heights of wisdom! Why do parents always tell dad jokes? Because they want to be pun-derful role models! What’s a parent’s favorite musical note? The one that says bedtime! Why did the parents open a bakery? Because they … Read more
Mom Puns Why did the mom bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house! What did the mom say when she found two of her kids fighting? “You two better knock it off or I’ll knock you out!” Why did the mom refuse to play hide and seek? … Read more
Dad Life Being a dad is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. I told my kids I was going to make a dad joke. They said Dad, we know you’re going to make it a bad one! Why did the dad sit on the clock? Because he wanted to be on time! Dad … Read more
School Jokes Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems. What did the teacher wear to the beach? Her swimsuit! Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school! What do you call … Read more
Classic Dad Jokes Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house. What do you call a dad who loves to garden? A real “dad-venture” in horticulture! Why did the dad sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time! How do dads keep … Read more
Newborn Antics Why was the baby strawberry crying? Their parents were in a jam. How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-it! Why do babies always seem so calm? They take everything in stride, one pacifier at a time. Why did the baby plant break up with the soil? It found a … Read more