Utah Geography Jokes Why don’t mountains ever get lost in Utah? Because they always take the high road! What did one Salt Lake say to the other? Nothing they just waved! Why did the river in Utah break up with its girlfriend? It found her too shallow! Why was the Utah desert so good at … Read more
Casino Jokes Why don’t casinos ever get lost? Because they always follow the chips! What do you call a poker player who can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-derful bluff! Why did the slot machine break up with the poker table? It just couldn’t handle the chips on its shoulder! How do you know when a … Read more
Alaska Wildlife Jokes Why don’t bears ever get lost in Alaska? Because they always follow the bear necessities! What do you call a moose with a great sense of humor? A pun-derful creature! Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? He wanted to find a tight seal! What did the salmon say to … Read more
New York Landmarks Why did the Statue of Liberty get a job? Because she wanted to raise her torch and light up the city! Why did the Empire State Building break up with its girlfriend? It just couldn’t handle the height of their relationship! What did the Brooklyn Bridge say to the Manhattan Bridge? Stop … Read more
Ohio Geography Jokes Why did the lake break up with the river? The river was too shallow for Ohio’s depth. What do you call a map of Ohio? A “Buckeye” guide to life! Why don’t Ohio State fans use the internet? Because they can’t seem to find the “Buckeye” button! How do you keep track … Read more
Delivery Drolls Why did the package break up with the mailbox? It found someone who could really deliver! What did the Amazon box say to the delivery driver? “You really know how to deliver a punchline!” Why are Amazon drivers great comedians? They always know how to drop the punch! What did the package say … Read more
Wildlife Wonders Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because they can’t find their bounce! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the emu cross the road? To prove it wasn’t a chicken! What do you call a crocodile that likes to play cards? A poker gator! Why don’t koalas count … Read more
Beach Jokes Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bagels! What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved! Why did the crab never share his food? Because he was a little shellfish! What do you call a Hawaiian fish with no eyes? Fsh! Why did the … Read more
Jokes about Europe Why did France always win at chess? Because they have the best “check” mates! What do you call a fake noodle in Italy? An impasta! Why don’t you ever play hide and seek with Germany? Because they always follow the rules! Why did the British tea always get invited to parties? Because … Read more
German Food Jokes Why do German bakers always work hard? Because they knead the dough! What do you call a German sausage that can play music? A wurst musician! Why did the pretzel go to school? To become a little knot-ty! How do you organize a fantastic German meal? With a wurst-case scenario! What do … Read more