Zoom Puns Why did the computer stay home from the Zoom meeting? It had a virus! What do you call a Zoom call with a dinosaur? A dino-sore! Why did the Zoom meeting go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues! How does a Zoom call stay organized? With a lot of “screen” time! … Read more
Zombie Puns Why did the zombie go to school? He wanted to improve his “dead”ication. What do you call a zombie who writes music? A “dead” composer. Why don’t zombies eat fast food? Because they can’t catch it! What do zombies wear to a party? Their “grave” clothes. Why did the zombie break up with … Read more
Fashion Forward Zipper Jokes Why did the zipper break up with the button? It couldn’t handle the pressure of a fastened relationship. What did the zipper say to the jacket? You’re just my type let’s zip it up! Why did the zipper apply for a job? It wanted to get ahead in life and fasten … Read more
Zeus and His Powers Why did Zeus break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his lightning personality! What did Zeus say when he lost his thunder? “I guess I’m just feeling a little under the weather!” Why does Zeus always carry a lightning bolt? In case he needs to strike up a conversation! What’s … Read more
Stripey Start-Ups Why did the zebra start a business? Because it had great black-and-white ideas! What do you call a zebra running a company? A stripe-preneur! Why was the zebra so good at accounting? Because it always kept everything in black and white! What did the zebra say when it got promoted? I’m moving up … Read more
Yoga Puns Why did the yoga instructor break up with their partner? They just couldn’t find common ground. What did the yoga mat say to the person? I’m just here to support you! Why did the yogi refuse to play cards? Because they couldn’t handle the shuffling! What do you call a yoga class for … Read more
Lawn Mowing Why don’t grasshoppers mow the lawn? Because they prefer to play it by ear! What did the lawn say to the mower? Cut it out! Why did the lawn mower get promoted? It was outstanding in its field! How does the lawn stay cool during summer? It has a lot of fans! Why … Read more
Community Service Jokes Why did the volunteer bring a ladder? Because they wanted to reach new heights in community service! What did one volunteer say to the other at the soup kitchen? “Let’s stir things up a bit!” Why did the bicycle volunteer stop working? Because they were two-tired! How do volunteers stay organized? They … Read more
Serving Up Laughs Why did the volleyball team bring a ladder? To reach new heights! What did the volleyball say to the net? I can’t get over you! Why was the volleyball always calm? Because it knew how to set its emotions! What do you call a volleyball player who tells bad jokes? A pun-derful … Read more
Strings Attached Why did the violin break up with the guitar? It just couldn’t handle the strings attached. How do violins stay in shape? They do a lot of string exercises! What did the violin say to the bow? You’re really pulling my strings! Why did the violinist get kicked out of the orchestra? He … Read more