Fireworks Fun Why did the firework break up with its partner? It just couldn’t handle the pressure! What did one firework say to the other on July 4th? “You light up my life!” Why did the firework get a promotion? It was always going off with a bang! How do fireworks stay in shape? They … Read more
April Showers Why did April bring a ladder? Because she wanted to reach new heights! What do you call a rainy April day? A wet blanket of fun! Why do flowers always bloom in April? Because they can’t resist the April showers! What did one raindrop say to another? “Two’s company three’s a cloud!” Why … Read more
Winter Wonders Why did the snowman call for a divorce? He thought his wife was a flake! What do you call a cat on the beach during December? Feline fine in the winter sunshine! How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you! What do you get when you cross a snowman and a … Read more
Weather Wonders Why did January break up with December?It found someone cooler! What do you call a snowman in January?A puddle! Why was the snowman looking for a job?He wanted to make some “cash flow”! What did the frost say to the other frost?“You crack me up!” Why do January and February never get along?Because … Read more
June Weather Jokes Why did June bring a ladder? Because it wanted to reach new heights! What does June say to the sun? “You’re really shining today!” Why is June so good at gardening? Because it knows how to grow on you! What did June say to the rain? “You’re just showering me with attention!” … Read more
September Seasons Why did September break up with August? It found someone more “fall” in love with! What do you call a tree that loves September? A “fall”ing tree! Why do leaves love September? Because they get to “turn” over a new leaf! What’s September’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “beat” for … Read more
Valentine’s Day Jokes Why did the skeleton go to the Valentine’s Day party? Because he had no body to love! What did one heart say to the other? We make a great pair! Why did the Cupid break up with his girlfriend? He found her too arrow-gant! What do you call a love letter from … Read more
Halloween Jokes Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a boo-ling good time! What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get another rib tickle! What do you call a monster who … Read more
Weather Wonders Why did August break up with July? Because it found someone cooler! What do you call a sunny day in August? A “ray” of hope! Why do August days always seem longer? Because they’re trying to “stretch” summer! What’s August’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “heat” beat! Why did the … Read more
Springtime Shenanigans Why did the flower break up with the bee?It found someone more pollen-tial. What do you call a garden that’s always on time?A punctual plot. Why do trees always seem so calm in May?Because they have deep roots. What did the gardener say to the flower?“You’re blooming lovely!” Why do birds fly south … Read more