Nuns and Their Habits Why did the nun bring a ladder to church? She wanted to reach new heights in her faith. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A holy roller. Why did the nun always carry a pencil? In case she needed to draw closer to God. What do you call … Read more
Church Services Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church? He wanted to reach new heights in his sermons! Why did the choir break up? They couldn’t find common notes! What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic! Why do churches make terrible secret agents? Because they can’t keep their “confessions”! Why … Read more
Miracles and Wonders Why did Jesus always carry a pencil? Because he wanted to draw crowds! Why did Jesus break up with his girlfriend? She had too many cross issues! What did Jesus say to the fisherman? “You really need to scale back!” Why did Jesus love math? Because he could always count on his … Read more
Creation Jokes Why did God create man before woman? Because he didn’t want any advice on how to do it! What type of lights did Noah use on the ark? Flood lights! Why did Eve never have a date? Because she was made from Adam’s rib and couldn’t find a good match! What did Adam … Read more