Uranus Puns Why did Uranus break up with Pluto? Because it needed more space! What did Uranus say to the Sun? You light up my life but you’re way too hot! Why is Uranus so good at hide and seek? Because it’s always a little out of sight! What’s Uranus’ favorite music genre? Anything with … Read more
Planet Jokes Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! What do you call a tick on Jupiter? A Jupiter tick! Why did Mars break up with Saturn? Because Saturn had too many rings! How do you throw a space party? You planet! What did Earth say to the other planets? … Read more
Jurassic Jests Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus! Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation! What do you get when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks! Why … Read more
Planet Jokes Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunar parasite! Why did Mars break up with Saturn? Because Saturn had too many rings! How do you organize a space party? You planet! Why did the astronaut break up with … Read more