Holidays

Patriotic Puns Why did the flag go to school? Because it wanted to be a little more “star”-tacular! What did one veteran say to the other? “I’m just here for the ‘battles’ and the BBQ!” Why did the soldier bring a pencil to the battlefield? To draw his weapon! What do you call a soldier … Read more

Mom-umental Moments Why did the baby give its mom a blanket on Mother’s Day? Because she was a wrap star! What did the cookie say to its mom on Mother’s Day? You’re one smart cookie! Why did the mother broom get a gift? Because she swept everyone off their feet! What did the mother light … Read more

Workplace Wonders Why did the worker bring a ladder to Labor Day? Because they heard the job was on a higher level! What did the employee say at the end of the long weekend? I guess it’s back to the grind! Why did the scarecrow win an award on Labor Day? Because he was outstanding … Read more

Fireworks Funnies Why did the firework break up with its partner? It just needed some space to explode. What do you call a firework that tells jokes? A pun-derful rocket! Why did the firework go to school? To improve its spark-tacular performance! What did one firework say to the other? You’re really lighting up my … Read more

Christmas Jokes Why did Santa go to music school? He wanted to improve his “wrap” skills! What do you call an elf who sings? A “wrapper”! Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting? Because it kept dropping its needles! What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out! Why did the … Read more

Santa’s Arrival Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soot-s him best! What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause! Why does Santa love gardening? Because he has a green thumb for the sleigh! What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap music! How does Santa keep track of … Read more

Chocolate Jokes Why did the chocolate break up with the peanut butter? It found someone sweeter. What do you call a chocolate that tells jokes? A choco-laugh! Why did the chocolate go to school? To become a Smartie! How does chocolate propose? With a “Will you be mine?” wrapper. What did one chocolate say to … Read more

Easter Bunny Jokes Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken! What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line! Why did the Easter Bunny get a job? Because he was tired of being a hare-raising experience! What did the Easter Bunny say to the … Read more

Classic Dad Jokes Why did the dad bring a ladder to Father’s Day? Because he heard the gifts were on another level! What did the father broom say to the son broom? It’s time to go sweep some floors! How do dads prefer to communicate? With their “text” books! Why did the dad sit on … Read more