Office Life I told my boss I needed a raise. He said You need to work on your negotiation skills! Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off! I asked my boss if I could leave early. He said Sure, if you can find your way out of … Read more
Tax Time Terrors Why did the accountant break up with their calculator? They just couldn’t count on it anymore. What did the accountant say at the end of the tax season? “I’m all booked up!” Why are accountants so good at math? Because they have a lot of “interest” in it! How do accountants stay … Read more
Corporate Humor Why did the employee bring a ladder to work? Because they wanted to climb the corporate ladder! How do you organize a space party? You planet in the boardroom! Why did the accountant break up with the calculator? They felt they couldn’t count on it anymore! What’s a CEO’s favorite game? Monopoly because … Read more
Preparation Puns I told my interviewer I was great at multitasking. They asked for an example so I started answering questions while making coffee. Why did the scarecrow get the job? Because he was outstanding in his field! I brought a ladder to my job interview. Because I heard the position was a step up! … Read more
Judicial Puns Why did the judge go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw conclusions. What did the judge say to the lawyer who was late? You’re in contempt of time! Why did the judge bring a ladder to court? To reach new heights in justice. What do you call a … Read more
Meeting Mayhem Why did the employee bring a ladder to the meeting?Because they heard the agenda was high-level. How do you organize a fantastic space party?You planet during the team meeting. Why did the calendar apply for a job?It wanted to get some dates. What did the boss say to the employee who was always … Read more
House Puns Why did the real estate agent break up with their partner? They found someone with better listings! What type of house does a math teacher live in? A multiply-cation! Why did the scarecrow become a successful realtor? Because he was outstanding in his field! What did the house say to the real estate … Read more
Leadership Styles Why did the leader bring a ladder to the meeting? Because they wanted to take their leadership to the next level! What did the authoritarian leader say to the team? “You’re all on a need-to-know basis… and you don’t need to know!” Why don’t leaders play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding … Read more
Career Changes I decided to quit my job at the calendar factory. It just had too many dates! When I left my job at the shoe store I just felt like I was walking away from it all. I told my boss I was leaving to pursue my dream of being a professional napper. He … Read more
Traffic Stops Why did the police officer bring a ladder to the traffic stop? Because he heard the tickets were on the rise! What did the officer say when he caught a speeding car? “You’re driving me crazy!” Why did the police officer stand on the street corner? Because he wanted to be a traffic … Read more