Stripey Start-Ups Why did the zebra start a business? Because it had great black-and-white ideas! What do you call a zebra running a company? A stripe-preneur! Why was the zebra so good at accounting? Because it always kept everything in black and white! What did the zebra say when it got promoted? I’m moving up … Read more
Octopus Puns Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other tide! What do you call an octopus that tells jokes? A pun-ctopus! Why did the octopus blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom! What do you get when you cross an octopus with a pirate? An ink-credible treasure hunter! Why did … Read more
Otterly Punny Jokes Why did the otter bring a towel? Because he wanted to make a splash! What do you call an otter who loves to sing? An otter-ly talented musician! Why did the otter sit on the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! What did the otter say when he … Read more
Elephant Puns Why don’t elephants use computers?Because they’re afraid of the mouse! What do you call an elephant that flies?A jumbo jet! How do elephants communicate?They use their trunk calls! What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?Elephino! Why did the elephant bring a suitcase?Because it wanted to pack its trunk! … Read more
Cat-tastic Puns Why did the kitten join the computer class? It wanted to improve its mouse skills! What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-tain! Why was the kitten sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! How do kittens end a fight? They hiss and make up! … Read more
Roaring Puns Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? Because he wanted a well-balanced meal! What do you call a lion who loves to play hide and seek? A sneaky feline! How do lions like their coffee? Roaring hot! What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman? Frostbite! Why did … Read more
Wise Owl Jokes Why did the owl get a promotion? Because he was a real hoot at work! What do you call an owl that knows magic? Hoo-dini! Why did the owl join the band? Because he had the perfect pitch! What did the owl say to his friend who was sad? Don’t worry I’m … Read more
General Rabbit Jokes What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line. Why did the rabbit sit on the carrot? Because it wanted to be a hot cross bunny! How do rabbits travel? By hare-plane! What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a shellfish? An oyster bunny! Why … Read more
Woolly Wordplay Why did the sheep start a band?Because they had the best bleat! What do you call a sheep that can do magic?A wool-dini! Why do sheep always know how much they weigh?Because they have their own lamb-ometer! What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?A woolly jumper! Why did … Read more
Web Weavers Why did the spider join the computer class?Because he wanted to improve his web design skills! What do you call a spider who loves to play the piano?A web composer! Why did the spider get a job at the bakery?Because he was great at making web cakes! What did the spider say to … Read more