Gun Puns Why did the gun apply for a job? It wanted to make a real impact. I told my gun it was time to retire. It was just too shot out. What do you call a gun that tells jokes? A pun-gun! Why did the bullet break up with the gun? It felt they … Read more
Election Puns Why did the voter bring a ladder? Because they wanted to reach new heights in democracy! What do you call a voting machine that tells jokes? A pun-derful ballot box! Why did the candidate always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a crowd! What did the ballot say to the … Read more
Political Puns Why did the politician bring a ladder? To reach new heights in their career! What did the campaign manager say to the candidate? “You’re really going to have to step up your game!” Why don’t politicians play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they’re always in the spotlight! What’s a politician’s … Read more
Presidential Puns Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree? Because it was his “axe” of liberty! What did Abraham Lincoln say when he got a new hat? “I’m just trying to keep my head in the game!” Why did Thomas Jefferson always carry a pencil? Because he wanted to draw a Declaration! How … Read more