Wife & Cooking Jokes Why did my wife bring a ladder to the kitchen? Because she heard the recipe called for high stakes! My wife said she wanted a fairytale marriage. I told her I’d start with a little “happily ever after” and a lot of “once upon a time.” Why did my wife always … Read more
Kissing Puns Why did the kiss go to school? Because it wanted to improve its “smooch-ication” skills! What do you call a kiss that’s been around for a while? An “old flame”! Why did the couple bring a ladder to their kiss? Because they wanted to take it to the next level! What did one … Read more
Work and Career Why did the man bring a ladder to work? He heard the job was up-and-coming. What do you call a man who lost all of his left socks? A right sock loser! Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off. Why did the computer go … Read more
Love Puns I told my partner they were drawing their eyebrows too high. They looked surprised. My girlfriend said she needed more space. I told her to pack her bags! I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an epiphany. She said Okay, but don’t expect me to text you! … Read more
Friendship Puns Why did the friend bring a ladder? Because they wanted to reach new heights in friendship! What did one friend say to the other at the bakery? “You’re the best ‘roll’ model I know!” Why did the computer break up with its friend? It had too many bytes and not enough bandwidth! What … Read more
Longing for Friends I told my friend I missed him.He said You must be a magician, because you made me disappear! I miss my buddy who moved away.Guess I’ll just have to keep him in my “cell”-phone contacts! I miss my friend who went camping.I guess he really took off into the “wild” blue yonder! … Read more
Fashion Funnies Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house! What did the fashionable woman say to her wardrobe? “I’m just trying to get my closet in order!” Why did the woman refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding in those … Read more
Friendship Puns Why did the friend bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house! What do you call a friend who loves to play hide and seek? A seek-friend! Why did the computer break up with its friend? It had too many bytes in its friendship! What did … Read more
Communication Jokes Why did the husband bring a ladder to the marriage? He wanted to take their relationship to the next level. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. My wife asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo. So I had to put … Read more
First Date Funnies I told my date I was a magician. She said Prove it! and I disappeared. Why did the skeleton go on a date? He had nobody to go with! My date asked if I had a map. I said No, but I can help you find your way to my heart! I … Read more