Dad Jokes About Golf That Will Make You LOL

Driving Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a golfer who is always in a hurry?
A tee-rrific speedster.

Why did the golf ball go to jail?
It was caught in a rough situation.

What did the golf club say to the golfer?
You’re driving me crazy!

Why do golfers always carry an extra ball?
In case they get into a tight spot.

What did one golf tee say to the other?
We’re on the same wavelength!

Why did the golfer take a nap?
He wanted to improve his swing state.

What do you call a golf club that tells jokes?
A pun-derful driver.

Putt Puns

Why do golfers love to tell jokes?
Because they always putt a smile on your face!

What did the golf ball say when it fell into the hole?
I’m finally home!

Why did the golfer bring a ladder?
To reach the next level of putting!

What do you call a putter that tells tall tales?
A fib-ber!

Why was the golf course so quiet?
Because everyone was putting their thoughts together.

What did the golfer say to his caddy?
You’re a real putt-master!

Why did the golfer break up with his girlfriend?
She was always putting him down!

What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat for putting!

Weather and Golf

Why do golfers love the rain?
Because it’s a great excuse for a wet swing!

What do you call a sunny day on the golf course?
A hole-in-fun!

Why did the golfer bring an umbrella?
In case he had to deal with a fairway shower!

What did the wind say to the golf ball?
I’ll blow you away!

Why was the golf course flooded?
Because it had too many water hazards!

What do you call a windy golf course?
A breezy fairway!

Why did the golfer wear a raincoat?
He wanted to stay dry while he was putting!

What happens to golf balls in a storm?
They get a little bit of a rough time!

Golfing Characters

Why did the golfer bring a pencil to the course?
To draw his best shots!

What do you call a golfer who never misses?
A hole-in-one-er!

Why do golfers make terrible secret agents?
Because they always give away their positions!

What did the golf coach say to his team?
Let’s drive for success!

What do you call a golfer with a broken club?
A real swing and a miss!

Why did the golf pro get kicked out of the club?
He was too much of a putt-head!

What did the golfer say to the bear on the course?
Don’t worry
I’m just here for the “bear” necessities!

Why did the golfer start a gardening business?
Because he had a passion for putting down roots!

Golf Course Humor

Why did the golfer bring a suitcase to the course?
He wanted to pack his best shots!

What do you call a golf course with no grass?
A tee-rrain!

Why did the golfer always carry a spare tire?
In case he had a flat swing!

What do you call a golf course that’s always busy?
A fairway to heaven!

Why are golf courses always so clean?
Because they have a lot of “green” initiatives!

What did the golfer say to the squirrel?
Quit nutting around and let’s play!

Why did the golf course get a promotion?
It really knew how to drive results!

What do you call a golf course that’s always changing?
A tee-mporary layout!

Thanks for reading through these hilarious golf dad jokes! Whether you’re on the green or just looking for a laugh
these puns are sure to bring a smile. If you enjoyed these jokes
be sure to check out more fun with dad jokes about fruit or celebrate the New Year with some laughs from our collection of dad jokes about New Years! Happy golfing!

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