Milestone Moments Turning 40 means I’m finally in my prime. But only if you count prime numbers! At 40 I’ve mastered the art of procrastination. Now I just need to practice it! Why did I start a garden at 40? Because I wanted to grow older not just older! They say life begins at 40. … Read more
Financial Retirement Jokes Why did the retiree bring a ladder to the bank? He heard the interest rates were climbing! What do you call a retired banker? A loan shark on vacation! Why did the retiree invest in a garden? He wanted to grow his own “green”! How do retirees keep track of their finances? … Read more
Memory Lane I told my wife I’d remember her birthday this year. But I forgot it last year so I’m not holding my breath. I used to have a photographic memory. But now I just have a memory that’s a bit blurry. My memory is so bad I can’t even remember the last time I … Read more