Bear Puns
Why did the bear sit on the log?
Because it wanted to be a bear-y comfortable seat!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
How do bears keep their houses warm?
With bear insulation!
What do you call a bear that loves to dance?
A bear-itone!
Why did the bear bring a backpack?
Because it wanted to bear its load!
What do you call a bear that’s good at math?
A bear-ithmetic expert!
Why did the bear get a job?
It wanted to earn some bear-ings!
What’s a bear’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good bear-itone!
Bear Jokes
What do you call a bear that’s always telling jokes?
A pun-derful bear!
Why did the bear cross the road?
To show the chicken it could be done with more flair!
What do bears do when they get bored?
They go on a bear-venture!
How do bears stay in shape?
By doing bear-robics!
What did the mama bear say to her cub?
“Don’t worry
I’ll always bear you in mind!”
Why don’t bears use cell phones?
Because they can’t bear the thought of being disconnected!
What do you call a bear that loves to play cards?
A poker bear!
Why did the bear always carry a pencil?
In case it had to draw its own conclusions!
Bear Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Bear. Bear who? Bear with me
I’m coming!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Grizzly. Grizzly who? Grizzly
can I come in? It’s cold out here!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Polar. Polar who? Polar bear
and I’m ready for a hug!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey
I’m home and I brought snacks!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy bear
just dropping by for a cuddle!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Beary. Beary who? Beary nice to meet you!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Bearnard. Bearnard who? Bearnard the bear
here to brighten your day!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Ursus. Ursus who? Ursus the bear
ready to party!
Bear Riddles
What do you call a bear that tells tall tales?
A bear-y good storyteller!
Why did the bear start a band?
Because it had the bear-itone voice!
What’s a bear’s favorite dessert?
Anything with bear-y delicious berries!
How do bears keep track of their friends?
With bear-illiant memory!
What do you call a bear with a sunburn?
A toasted marshmallow!
Why did the bear go to school?
To improve its bear-ain power!
What’s a bear’s favorite game?
Bear-opoly!
What do you call a bear that loves to cook?
A bear-chef!
Bear Observations
Did you hear about the bear who became a chef?
It was a bear-y successful venture!
What do you get when you cross a bear and a dog?
A bear-rier of joy!
Why are bears such good friends?
Because they always bear their hearts!
How do bears celebrate their birthdays?
With a bear-y big cake!
What do you call a bear that works in IT?
A bear-ista!
Why do bears love camping?
Because they can bear-becue!
What did the bear say at the party?
“Let’s get this bear-ty started!”
Why did the bear apply for a loan?
To bear-ow some money!
We hope you enjoyed these bear-y funny dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about baseball or explore our dad jokes about bees. There’s always a pun waiting to be discovered!