Weekend Wonders Why did Sunday apply for a job? It wanted to earn some “weekend” money! What did Sunday say to Monday? You’re just a “week” too early! Why do Sundays always win at poker? Because they know how to play their cards right! What’s a Sunday’s favorite game? Hide and “weekend” seek! Why did … Read more
Workday Woes Why did Wednesday apply for a job? Because it wanted to be the best day of the week! What did Wednesday say to Monday? “You’re just a little too early for my taste!” Why is Wednesday so good at multitasking? Because it’s always halfway through the week! What do you call a Wednesday … Read more
Weekend Plans Why did the weekend break up with the weekday? It found someone more fun to hang out with! I told my plans for the weekend to my calendar. It just flipped out! Why did the scarecrow love the weekend? Because he was outstanding in his field! What do you call a weekend full … Read more
Workday Woes Why did Tuesday apply for a job? It wanted to be a part of the week’s workforce! What did Monday say to Tuesday? “You’re my favorite day of the week but don’t tell the others!” Why is Tuesday the most optimistic day? Because it knows there’s still a chance to make it to … Read more
Friday Fun Why did Friday apply for a job? It wanted to earn some weekend pay! What do you call a Friday that loves to dance? A week-end groove! Why did everyone look forward to Friday? Because it was the “end” of their troubles! What did Friday say to Monday? “You’re just too early for … Read more
Monday Motivation Why did Monday apply for a job? It wanted to start the week off right! What did Monday say to the calendar? “I’m just here to remind you that the weekend is over!” Why do Mondays always win races? Because they’re always in the lead! What did the coffee say to Monday? “You’re … Read more
Workplace Woes Why did Thursday apply for a job? It wanted to be the best day of the week! What did Thursday say to Monday? “You really know how to ruin a week!” Why don’t Thursdays ever get lost? Because they always follow the week’s path! How does Thursday stay organized? It has a “week-end” … Read more