Dog Jokes Why did the dog sit in the shade?Because he didn’t want to become a hot dog! What do you call a dog magician?A labracadabrador! Why did the dog bring a pencil to the park?He wanted to draw some attention! What do you call a dog that can do magic?A labracadabrador! Why did the … Read more
Paper Puns Why did the paper get kicked out of school? It couldn’t stop folding under pressure. What did the origami expert say to the paper? You’re really on a roll! Why was the paper always calm? Because it knew how to stay composed. What do you call a paper that tells jokes? A pun-derful … Read more
Thanksgiving Jokes Why did the turkey join a band?Because it had the drumsticks! What do you call a stuffed animal that tells jokes?A pun-kin! Why did the chef break up with his girlfriend?She found him too thyme-consuming! What did the turkey say to the computer?“Google gobble gobble!” Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he … Read more
Funny Name Puns Why did the name Peter never get lost? Because he always followed the “Peters”! What did the name Sue say to her friend? “I’m not a ‘Sue-per’ hero but I can help!” Why did the name Bill start a gardening business? Because he wanted to make some “green”! How does the name … Read more
Monkey Puns Why did the monkey like the banana?Because it had appeal! What do you call a monkey who loves to dance?A funky monkey! How do monkeys make decisions?They go bananas! What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?Lost! Why did the monkey get a banana job?Because he was a-peeling! What do you … Read more
Mom Puns Why did the mom bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house! What did the mom say when she found two of her kids fighting? “You two better knock it off or I’ll knock you out!” Why did the mom refuse to play hide and seek? … Read more
Meeting Mishaps Why did the calendar apply for a meeting?It wanted to get a date! Why don’t meetings ever get lost?Because they always follow the agenda! What did one meeting say to the other?“Let’s not get too carried away we have a lot to cover!” Why was the meeting so noisy?Because everyone was trying to … Read more
Springtime Shenanigans Why did the flower break up with the bee?It found someone more pollen-tial. What do you call a garden that’s always on time?A punctual plot. Why do trees always seem so calm in May?Because they have deep roots. What did the gardener say to the flower?“You’re blooming lovely!” Why do birds fly south … Read more
Communication Jokes Why did the husband bring a ladder to the marriage? He wanted to take their relationship to the next level. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. My wife asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo. So I had to put … Read more
March Weather Jokes Why did March break up with February? Because it found someone with more spring in their step! What do you call a tornado in March? A wind-erful time! Why did the sun bring a suitcase in March? It wanted to pack some rays! What does March say to winter? “I’m ready to … Read more