Paper Puns
Why did the paper get kicked out of school?
It couldn’t stop folding under pressure.
What did the origami expert say to the paper?
You’re really on a roll!
Why was the paper always calm?
Because it knew how to stay composed.
What do you call a paper that tells jokes?
A pun-derful sheet!
Why did the paper refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of getting a bad deal.
What did one sheet of paper say to another?
We’re on the same page!
Why do trees make terrible comedians?
Because their punchlines are always paper-thin!
What did the paper say to the printer?
You’re really making me feel ink-credible!
Office Humor
Why did the stapler break up with the paper?
It found someone more attached!
What did the paperclip say to the document?
I’m here to hold you together!
Why did the paper go to therapy?
It had too many issues.
What do you call a paper that’s good at math?
A calculation sheet!
Why did the paper get promoted?
It was outstanding in its field!
What did the printer say to the paper?
I’m really drawn to you!
Why do papers never get lost?
They always follow the right path!
What did the paper say to the envelope?
You’re just my type!
Artistic Jokes
Why did the artist use paper?
Because it was a canvas of opportunity!
What do you call a paper sculpture?
A masterpiece of folding!
Why did the paper get an award?
It really knew how to draw attention!
What did the paint say to the paper?
Let’s make some colorful memories!
Why was the paper always invited to parties?
It knew how to bring the fun and creativity!
What did the paper say to the pencil?
You’re really sharpening my ideas!
Why did the paper artist bring a ladder?
To reach new heights in creativity!
What did the paper say at the art gallery?
This is my kind of scene!
School Days
Why did the paper get a detention?
It was caught folding during class!
What did the teacher say to the paper?
You’re really taking notes!
Why was the paper always the teacher’s pet?
It was great at taking down the homework!
What did the paper say to the textbook?
You’re full of great information!
Why did the paper join the debate club?
It had a lot of strong arguments!
What do you call a paper that loves history?
A real page-turner!
Why did the paper win the spelling bee?
It knew how to spell success!
What did the paper say during the exam?
I’m ready to take my best shot!
Everyday Life
Why did the paper always carry a pencil?
In case it needed to draw a line!
What did the paper say when it was stressed?
I need to unwind!
Why did the paper break up with the glue?
It felt too stuck in the relationship!
What did the paper say to the tape?
You’re really holding it all together!
Why was the paper always so tidy?
It knew how to keep things organized!
What did the paper say to the scissors?
Don’t cut me off!
Why did the paper get a job?
It wanted to make some extra cash!
What did the paper say when it was complimented?
Thanks
I’m just trying to be a cut above!
And there you have it—50 hilarious dad jokes about paper! Whether you’re looking for a chuckle or a groan
these puns are sure to deliver. If you enjoyed these jokes
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