March Weather Jokes
Why did March break up with February?
Because it found someone with more spring in their step!
What do you call a tornado in March?
A wind-erful time!
Why did the sun bring a suitcase in March?
It wanted to pack some rays!
What does March say to winter?
“I’m ready to spring into action!”
Why did the raindrop go to school in March?
To improve its “drizzle” skills!
What did March say to April?
“You better not rain on my parade!”
Why do trees get excited in March?
Because they get to leaf winter behind!
What’s a cloud’s favorite month?
March
because it loves to make a little “overcast”!
March Madness Jokes
Why did the basketball team go to the bank in March?
Because they wanted to get their “interest” up!
What do you call a basketball player who’s always cold?
Chill-ly the Kid!
Why did the coach bring string to the game?
To tie the score!
What’s a basketball player’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “beat”!
Why did the basketball player bring a ladder?
To reach new heights in March Madness!
What did one basketball say to the other?
“I’m just bouncing around in March!”
Why don’t basketball players get hot in March?
Because they have so many fans!
What’s a referee’s least favorite month?
March
because it’s always a foul month!
Spring Jokes
Why do flowers always drive so fast in March?
Because they put the petal to the metal!
What did the gardener say in March?
“Let’s grow for it!”
Why did the bee get a promotion in March?
It was outstanding in its field!
What do you call a flower that’s always on time?
A punctual petal!
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant!
What’s a spring chicken’s favorite exercise?
Egg-cercise!
Why did the tulip break up with the daffodil?
It found someone more “a-peeling”!
What’s a flower’s favorite genre of music?
Anything that’s “blooming” good!
St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
Why don’t you iron a shamrock?
Because you don’t want to press your luck!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A sham-rock!
Why did the leprechaun go outside?
To sit on his “pot of gold”!
What do you call a mischievous Irishman?
A “shenanigan”!
Why did the Irishman bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
“Sham-rock” music!
Why was the leprechaun so good at baseball?
Because he always caught the “green” light!
What do you call a Celtic magician?
A “lepre-con”!
March Food Jokes
Why did the tomato turn red in March?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s a potato’s favorite month?
March
because it’s always “mash” season!
Why did the carrot get an award in March?
For being outstanding in its “field”!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta in March!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes in March?
Because they might crack up!
What’s a chef’s favorite month?
March
because it’s when they get to “whisk” it all!
Why did the mushroom get invited to every March party?
Because he was a fungi!
What do you call a March dinner that’s gone wrong?
A “foul” meal!
As we wrap up our collection of March-themed dad jokes
we hope you found these puns and wordplay as delightful as the month itself! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our dad jokes about leaving work or explore the humorous side of relationships with our dad jokes about marriage. Keep smiling and sharing the joy of laughter!