Thanksgiving Jokes
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a stuffed animal that tells jokes?
A pun-kin!
Why did the chef break up with his girlfriend?
She found him too thyme-consuming!
What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google
gobble
gobble!”
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
Why do we never tell secrets on Thanksgiving?
Because the corn has ears!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peckan pie!
Weather Jokes
Why do November leaves always look so sad?
Because they’re falling for the wrong trees!
What do you call a snowman in November?
A puddle!
Why did the November weather break up with October?
It found it too chilly!
What’s November’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal
because of all the falling leaves!
Why do November skies always look so gray?
Because they’re in a drizzle mood!
What did one November cloud say to another?
“I’m feeling a bit overcast!”
Why did the weather report break up with November?
It was too unpredictable!
What’s a November rain’s favorite game?
Drizzle and drizzle!
Food Jokes
Why did the cranberry sauce file a police report?
It got mugged!
What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
You complete me!
Why did the pumpkin pie go to school?
To get a little more spice in its life!
What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A comedi-gobbler!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin pie?
With a pumpkin patch!
What did the sweet potato say to the marshmallow?
“You make my heart melt!”
Why did the apple pie go to therapy?
It had too many crust issues!
What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise?
Gobble-robics!
Family Jokes
Why did the family sit around the Thanksgiving table?
To get a little closer to the turkey!
What did the dad say to the turkey?
“You’re the best thing since sliced bread!”
Why did the kid bring a ladder to Thanksgiving?
To reach the high notes when singing!
What’s a turkey’s favorite game to play with family?
Hide and gobble!
Why do families love November?
Because it’s the month of giving thanks and turkey hugs!
What do you call a family of turkeys?
A flock of joy!
Why did the dad bring string to Thanksgiving dinner?
To tie the family together!
What’s a turkey’s favorite family tradition?
The annual gobble-off!
Seasonal Jokes
Why do November days feel so short?
Because they’re always falling behind!
What did the leaf say to the tree in November?
“I’m falling for you!”
Why do ghosts love November?
Because it’s the month of spooky leaves!
What’s a November cat’s favorite activity?
Chasing falling leaves!
Why did the squirrel love November?
Because it was nuts about the season!
What do you call a November without leaves?
A bare necessity!
Why do November nights feel so cozy?
Because they’re wrapped in blankets of stars!
What’s November’s favorite type of art?
Fall colors!
We hope you enjoyed these dad jokes about November! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about names or dive into some punny humor with our dad jokes about paper. Keep smiling and sharing the joy of laughter!