Monkey Puns
Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal!
What do you call a monkey who loves to dance?
A funky monkey!
How do monkeys make decisions?
They go bananas!
What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost!
Why did the monkey get a banana job?
Because he was a-peeling!
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want
he can’t hear you!
Why did the monkey cross the road?
To get to the other side of the jungle!
What do you call a monkey who tells jokes?
A pun-ky monkey!
Monkey Observations
Did you hear about the monkey who won the lottery?
He went bananas with his winnings!
Why don’t monkeys use the internet?
Because they’re afraid of the web!
What did the monkey say to the banana?
“I find you a-peeling!”
How do monkeys stay in shape?
They do gorilla workouts!
Why did the monkey bring a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
What do you call a monkey who loves to play cards?
A card monkey!
Why did the monkey sit on the clock?
Because it wanted to be on time!
What do monkeys wear when they go swimming?
Their monkey suits!
Monkey Adventures
Why did the monkey go to space?
To see the apes-tronauts!
What did the monkey say when he got a new job?
“I’m ready to swing into action!”
Why did the monkey take a bath?
Because he wanted to feel clean and primate!
What did the monkey say after his workout?
“That was a real swing and a miss!”
Why did the monkey join the circus?
He wanted to be a trapeze artist!
What’s a monkey’s favorite game?
Hide and go banana!
What did the monkey do when he got bored?
He started monkeying around!
Why did the monkey bring a suitcase?
He was going on a wild adventure!
Monkey Science
What do you call a smart monkey?
A brainy ape!
Why did the monkey become a scientist?
He wanted to study the primate of life!
What did the scientist say to the monkey?
“You’re the missing link!”
Why did the monkey fail his math test?
He couldn’t find the right angle!
What’s a monkey’s favorite subject in school?
Biology
of course!
Why did the monkey study physics?
To understand the laws of motion!
What did the monkey discover in the lab?
A new species of banana!
Why are monkeys great at experiments?
Because they always go bananas!
Monkey Humor
Why did the monkey bring a pencil to the party?
To draw some attention!
What do you call a monkey who can play the piano?
A chimp-ianist!
Why did the monkey wear a tuxedo?
He wanted to look ape-solutely fabulous!
What did the monkey say to his friends at the party?
“Let’s get this party swinging!”
Why did the monkey become a comedian?
He had the best punchlines!
What do you call a monkey that loves to tell stories?
A tale-ape!
Why did the monkey go to school?
To improve his monkey business!
What did the monkey say when he got a joke wrong?
“I guess I missed the banana boat!”
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious monkey dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about moms or explore some clever dad jokes about names. Keep smiling and sharing the joy of laughter!