Springtime Shenanigans
Why did the flower break up with the bee?
It found someone more pollen-tial.
What do you call a garden that’s always on time?
A punctual plot.
Why do trees always seem so calm in May?
Because they have deep roots.
What did the gardener say to the flower?
“You’re blooming lovely!”
Why do birds fly south in May?
Because it’s too far to walk!
What’s a tree’s favorite drink in May?
Root beer!
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
Because he wanted to grow a power plant!
What did one spring flower say to another?
“I’m rooting for you!”
May Celebrations
Why do people love May Day?
Because it’s a real “blooming” good time!
What’s a May birthday’s favorite cake?
Petal cake!
Why did the Maypole get invited to every party?
Because it always brings the twists!
What do you call a May celebration with no cake?
A “flour”-less party!
Why do we celebrate May Day?
To “spring” into action!
What’s a gardener’s favorite holiday in May?
Plant-astic Day!
Why did the sun bring a ladder to the May party?
To reach new heights!
What do you call a May celebration that’s all about flowers?
A “bloom” bash!
Weather Wit
What’s a meteorologist’s favorite month?
May
because it’s always “may-be” sunny!
Why did the rain bring a suitcase to May?
It heard it was going to be a wet and wild month!
What do you call a storm in May?
A “may-hem”!
Why do clouds love May?
It’s their favorite time to “float” around!
What did the wind say to the trees in May?
“I’m just blowing through!”
Why was the weather so happy in May?
Because it was finally “breezy”!
What’s a thunderstorm’s favorite dance?
The “lightning” bolt!
Why did the sun go to school in May?
To get a little “brighter”!
Floral Fun
Why did the rose get in trouble?
It was caught “petal-ing” secrets!
What do you call a flower that’s always late?
A “daisy”!
What did the tulip say to the daffodil?
“You’re looking quite “daffy” today!”
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
Because they put the petal to the metal!
What’s a flower’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “bloom”!
Why did the gardener get kicked out of the bar?
He kept asking for “pot” plants!
What do you call a lazy flower?
A “pansy”!
Why did the lily break up with the daisy?
It wanted to go “solo”!
May Miscellany
What do you call a May baby?
A “May-sterpiece”!
Why was the calendar so popular in May?
It had a lot of “dates”!
What’s a May joke’s favorite exercise?
“Punch” lines!
Why do we plant trees in May?
To “leaf” our mark!
What did the sun say to May?
“You’re my favorite month!”
Why did the scarecrow win an award in May?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What’s a May flower’s favorite game?
Hide and “seed”!
Why did the bee get a promotion in May?
Because it was the best at “buzz-iness”!
We hope these May-themed dad jokes brought a smile to your face! If you enjoyed this collection
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