Dog Jokes
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn’t want to become a hot dog!
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!
Why did the dog bring a pencil to the park?
He wanted to draw some attention!
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador!
Why did the dog join the choir?
Because he had a bark-tastic voice!
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff!
Why did the dog run in circles?
He was chasing his tail of a good time!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
Cat Jokes
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies!
Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a purr-amedic!
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain!
Why did the cat get a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded the dough!
What did the cat say when it lost all its money?
I’m paw-sitively broke!
Why did the cat sit on the mat?
Because it wanted to be a purr-fect mat-tress!
What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?
A kitty strike!
Fish Jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why don’t fish play piano?
Because you can’t tuna fish!
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Because it was caught with scales!
What do you call a fish who loves to play basketball?
A dunkleosteus!
Bird Jokes
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
A duck tape!
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
Because it wanted to be a poly-unsaturated bird!
What do you call a bird that gets hurt?
A tweetment!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a singing computer?
A Dell bird!
Why did the crow sit on the telephone wire?
Because it wanted to make a long-distance caw!
What do you call a bird that loves to play cards?
A card-inal!
Small Animal Jokes
What do you call a hamster that can do math?
A mathster!
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To show the chicken it could be done!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Why don’t hamsters use cell phones?
Because they prefer to squeak!
What do you call a guinea pig that can sing?
A guinea diva!
Why did the ferret bring a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
Why did the turtle break up with the rabbit?
Because he was too hasty!
Thanks for enjoying these pun-filled pet jokes! If you’re in the mood for more laughs
check out these dad jokes about paper or browse through some dad jokes about phones. Keep smiling and sharing the joy of humor with your furry friends!