Movie Star Jokes Why did the movie star bring a ladder? Because they wanted to reach new heights in their career! Why did the actor break up with their partner? They just couldn’t handle the drama! Why did the film director go broke? Because he lost his sense of “cents”! What did the movie star … Read more
Egg-cellent Jokes Why did the egg hide?Because it was a little chicken! What did the egg say to the frying pan?You crack me up! Why did the chicken join a band?Because it had the drumsticks! What do you call an egg that tells jokes?A yolkster! How do eggs stay in shape?They do egg-cercises! Why did … Read more
Boat Puns Why did the boat break up with the dock?It found someone more buoyant. What do you call a boat that tells jokes?A pun-derboat! Why are boats so good at music?They know how to play the bass. What did the captain say to the crew at dinner?“Let’s taco ‘bout this boat trip!” Why did … Read more
Bike Puns Why did the bicycle fall over?It was two-tired! What do you call a bike that can’t stand up by itself?It’s a two-tired bike! Why did the bike get a flat tire?It couldn’t handle the pressure! What do you call a bicycle that tells jokes?A pun-cyclist! Why are bicycles so good at keeping secrets?Because … Read more
Tired Puns Why did the coffee file a police report?It got mugged and now it’s feeling drained. I told my pillow a secret last night.It was too tired to keep it. What do you call a tired dinosaur?A dino-snooze. Why don’t scientists trust atoms when they’re tired?Because they make up everything even excuses for napping. … Read more
Wine Puns Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice! What did the wine say to the cork? You’re just my type! Why did the bottle of wine break up with the cork? It found someone more “uncorked”! What do you call a wine that’s always … Read more
Air Travel Jokes Why did the airplane break up with its girlfriend?It just needed some space. What do you call a pilot who is always getting lost?A “plane” navigator. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels! What did the flight attendant say to the nervous passenger?“Don’t … Read more
Train Puns Why did the train get a promotion?Because it was always on track! What do you call a train that eats too much?A chew-chew train! Why do trains always carry a suitcase?Because they want to be well-traveled! What did the train say to the car?“You’re just not my type!” Why was the train so … Read more
Hammer Jokes Why did the hammer break up with the nail?It just couldn’t handle the pressure. What did the hammer say to the screwdriver?You’re really driving me crazy! Why was the hammer so good at making friends?Because it always knew how to hit it off! What did the hammer say when it got a compliment?Thanks … Read more
Math Test Jokes Why was the equal sign so humble?Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else. Why did the student bring a ladder to the math test?Because they wanted to reach new heights! What did the math book say to the student?“I have too many problems!” Why did the math … Read more