Boat Puns
Why did the boat break up with the dock?
It found someone more buoyant.
What do you call a boat that tells jokes?
A pun-derboat!
Why are boats so good at music?
They know how to play the bass.
What did the captain say to the crew at dinner?
“Let’s taco ‘bout this boat trip!”
Why did the sailor bring a pencil on board?
In case he needed to draw the line!
What did the boat say to the water?
“You’re my current favorite!”
How do boats keep their secrets?
They keep them under wraps!
What’s a boat’s favorite game?
Deck of cards!
Fishing Jokes
Why don’t fish ever play piano on boats?
Because you can’t tuna fish!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
“Dam!”
Why did the fisherman bring a ladder?
To reach the high seas!
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!
Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales!
What do you call a boat full of fish?
A tuna boat!
How do you catch a fish without a rod?
With a net gain!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
Captain Jokes
Why did the captain go to school?
To improve his “ship” skills!
What do you call a captain who likes to tell stories?
A “tale” captain!
Why was the captain always calm?
Because he knew how to keep his crew in line!
What did the captain say when he lost his boat?
“I’m in deep water now!”
Why did the captain bring string to the boat?
To tie up some loose ends!
What do you call a captain who loves to work out?
A “fit” captain!
Why did the captain always carry a pencil?
To draw his maps!
What did the captain say to the lazy sailor?
“You need to get your sails up!”
Weather Jokes
Why did the boat stay home during the storm?
It didn’t want to get caught in the “swell”!
What do you call a boat in a hurricane?
A “turbulent” vessel!
Why do boats love sunny days?
Because they can soak up the rays!
What did the wind say to the boat?
“You’re really blowing me away!”
Why do boats hate thunderstorms?
Because it really rains on their parade!
What’s a boat’s favorite type of weather?
Fair winds and following seas!
Why was the boat always worried about the weather?
It couldn’t handle the pressure!
What do you call a boat that can’t handle the rain?
A “leaky” vessel!
General Boat Humor
Why did the boat refuse to leave the harbor?
It was too “anchored” down!
How do boats stay in shape?
They do “row”-bics!
What do you call a boat that can’t stop singing?
A “harmony” yacht!
Why did the boat get a promotion?
Because it was always “oar-some”!
What’s a boat’s favorite type of exercise?
Rowing
of course!
Why did the boat get kicked out of school?
For being too “nautical”!
What did the boat say when it was complimented?
“I’m just trying to stay afloat!”
Why do boats make terrible comedians?
They always sink the punchline!
We hope you enjoyed these boat-themed dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about bikes or start your day with some deliciously funny dad jokes about breakfast. Keep smiling and sailing through life!