Train Puns
Why did the train get a promotion?
Because it was always on track!
What do you call a train that eats too much?
A chew-chew train!
Why do trains always carry a suitcase?
Because they want to be well-traveled!
What did the train say to the car?
“You’re just not my type!”
Why was the train so good at math?
Because it knew how to handle its tracks!
What do you call a train that’s always late?
A slow coach!
Why did the train break up with its partner?
It found someone more on its level!
What did the conductor say when he lost his job?
“I guess I’m off the rails!”
Train Travel
Why did the passenger bring a ladder on the train?
Because he heard the tickets were on the top shelf!
What do you call a train that tells jokes?
A pun-derful express!
Why did the train refuse to play cards?
Because it was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
How do trains stay in shape?
They do track workouts!
Why did the train go to art school?
To learn how to draw a crowd!
What did the train conductor say to the lazy passenger?
“You need to get on the ball!”
Why do trains make terrible comedians?
Because their timing is always off!
What did the train say to the anxious traveler?
“Don’t worry
we’ll get there in a whistle!”
Train Animals
What do you call a train that’s also a dog?
A choo-choo pup!
Why did the cat sit on the train tracks?
Because it wanted to be a purr-fect conductor!
What do you call a train that’s a bird?
A tweet train!
Why did the elephant ride the train?
Because it couldn’t find a trunk to travel in!
What do you call a train with a fish?
A bass express!
Why did the horse love the train?
Because it could finally trot at full speed!
What do you call a train that’s a rabbit?
A hop-on train!
What did the owl say to the train conductor?
“I’m just here for the hoot!”
Train Mechanics
Why did the train get a flat tire?
Because it ran over a bump in the tracks!
What do you call a train that fixes itself?
A repair-rail!
Why did the engine fail its test?
It couldn’t find its drive!
What did the train mechanic say to the broken engine?
“You need a little more steam!”
Why was the train engine so confident?
It had a lot of horsepower!
How do trains stay organized?
They keep everything on track!
Why did the train get a new paint job?
It wanted to look its best for the next trip!
What do you call a train that loves to fix things?
A repair express!
Train Adventures
Why did the train go on a diet?
It wanted to lose some baggage!
What do you call a train that’s lost?
A runaway locomotive!
Why did the train start a blog?
To share its travels with the world!
What did the train say after a long journey?
“I’m really chugged out!”
Why did the train always carry a map?
To avoid getting derailed!
What do you call a train that can’t stop telling stories?
A tale train!
Why did the train refuse to go up the hill?
It didn’t want to lose its momentum!
What did the train say at the end of its journey?
“Thanks for riding the rails with me!”
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