Air Travel Jokes
Why did the airplane break up with its girlfriend?
It just needed some space.
What do you call a pilot who is always getting lost?
A “plane” navigator.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay
they’d be bagels!
What did the flight attendant say to the nervous passenger?
“Don’t worry
we’re just winging it!”
Why did the scarecrow become a flight attendant?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a flight that’s always late?
A “delay” flight!
Why don’t pilots ever get lost?
They always take the right “route.”
Why did the luggage get kicked out of the airport?
It couldn’t stop “baggage” claiming!
Road Trip Jokes
Why did the bicycle fall over during the road trip?
It was two-tired!
What do you call a car that never stops?
A “brake” dancer!
Why did the tomato turn red on the road trip?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s a road trip’s favorite game?
“I Spy” with my little eye!
Why did the road trip get canceled?
Too many “detours” in the plans!
What do you call a road trip with a lot of snacks?
A “snack-cation!”
Why did the car bring a suitcase?
It wanted to “pack” a punch!
What did one road say to the other?
“Stop being so “paved”!”
Hotel Jokes
Why did the hotel manager go to therapy?
He had too many “check-in” issues!
What do you call a hotel that’s always on time?
A “punctual” inn!
Why did the bed break up with the mattress?
It found someone more “supportive.”
What did the hotel guest say to the bellboy?
“You really know how to “ring” my bell!”
Why don’t hotels ever get lost?
They always have a “room” for improvement!
Why did the ghost stay at the hotel?
He needed a place to “boo!”
What do you call a hotel for cats?
A “purr-fect” stay!
Why did the computer stay at the hotel?
It needed a “byte” to eat!
Adventure Travel Jokes
Why did the mountain break up with the hill?
It found someone more “uplifting.”
What do you call a bear that loves to hike?
A “grizzly” adventurer!
Why did the explorer always carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw some “lines”!
What’s an adventurer’s favorite type of music?
“Rock” and roll!
Why did the backpack go to school?
It wanted to get a little “packed” knowledge!
What do you call a lazy mountain climber?
A “slack” climber!
Why did the camping trip go so well?
Everyone was “tents” of fun!
What do you call an adventurous snail?
A “shell” seeker!
International Travel Jokes
Why did the passport go to therapy?
It had too many “stamps” of anxiety!
What do you call a vacation in France?
A “oui” time!
Why did the tourist bring a ladder to Italy?
To reach the “high” notes of the opera!
What do you call a flight to Japan?
A “sushi” trip!
Why did the kangaroo go to Europe?
To “hop” around the continent!
What do you call a travel agent who tells jokes?
A “pun” agent!
Why did the clock get kicked out of the airport?
It kept “ticking” people off!
What’s a traveler’s favorite type of exercise?
“Jet” setting!
We hope you enjoyed these travel-themed dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about trains or dive into some delightful dad jokes about wine. Safe travels and keep smiling!