Holidays

Workplace Wonders Why did the worker bring a ladder to Labor Day? Because they heard the job was on a higher level! What did the employee say at the end of the long weekend? I guess it’s back to the grind! Why did the scarecrow win an award on Labor Day? Because he was outstanding … Read more

Patriotic Puns Why did the flag go to school? Because it wanted to be a little more “star”-tacular! What did one veteran say to the other? “I’m just here for the ‘battles’ and the BBQ!” Why did the soldier bring a pencil to the battlefield? To draw his weapon! What do you call a soldier … Read more

Mom-umental Moments Why did the baby give its mom a blanket on Mother’s Day? Because she was a wrap star! What did the cookie say to its mom on Mother’s Day? You’re one smart cookie! Why did the mother broom get a gift? Because she swept everyone off their feet! What did the mother light … Read more

Fireworks Funnies Why did the firework break up with its partner? It just needed some space to explode. What do you call a firework that tells jokes? A pun-derful rocket! Why did the firework go to school? To improve its spark-tacular performance! What did one firework say to the other? You’re really lighting up my … Read more

Christmas Jokes Why did Santa go to music school? He wanted to improve his “wrap” skills! What do you call an elf who sings? A “wrapper”! Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting? Because it kept dropping its needles! What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out! Why did the … Read more

Santa’s Arrival Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soot-s him best! What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause! Why does Santa love gardening? Because he has a green thumb for the sleigh! What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap music! How does Santa keep track of … Read more

Chocolate Jokes Why did the chocolate break up with the peanut butter? It found someone sweeter. What do you call a chocolate that tells jokes? A choco-laugh! Why did the chocolate go to school? To become a Smartie! How does chocolate propose? With a “Will you be mine?” wrapper. What did one chocolate say to … Read more

Easter Bunny Jokes Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken! What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line! Why did the Easter Bunny get a job? Because he was tired of being a hare-raising experience! What did the Easter Bunny say to the … Read more