Patriotic Puns
Why did the flag go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little more “star”-tacular!
What did one veteran say to the other?
“I’m just here for the ‘battles’ and the BBQ!”
Why did the soldier bring a pencil to the battlefield?
To draw his weapon!
What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas?
A seasoned veteran!
Why did the army sergeant sleep with a ruler?
To see how long he slept!
What’s a soldier’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “beat”!
Why don’t we ever tell secrets on Memorial Day?
Because the flag might “unfurl” them!
What did the American flag say to the pole?
“I’ve got your back!”
BBQ Banter
Why did the hamburger go to the memorial service?
Because it was a “grill” of honor!
What did the hot dog say to the bun?
“You’re on my ‘roll’ this Memorial Day!”
Why did the grill break up with the lighter?
It found someone who could really “ignite” its passion!
What do you call a BBQ that’s always late?
A “slow-cooker”!
Why do burgers always know how to party?
Because they’re always ready to “ketchup” with friends!
What do you call a sad burger?
A “whimper” burger!
Why did the potato salad get kicked out of the picnic?
It was too “dressing” for the occasion!
What did the corn on the cob say at the memorial service?
“I’m all ears for the stories!”
Memorial Day Mishaps
Why did the veteran bring a ladder to the memorial?
To reach new heights of honor!
What happened when the BBQ grill broke?
It “flipped” out!
Why did the memorial service get postponed?
Because everyone was “tied up” in knots!
Why did the soldier always carry a pencil?
In case he needed to “draw” his weapon!
What did the veteran say when he lost his hat?
“I guess it’s time to ‘cap’ it off!”
Why did the fireworks get in trouble?
They were “too explosive” for the occasion!
What do you call a parade that’s stuck in traffic?
A “float” of frustration!
Why did the soldier bring string to the event?
To tie all the memories together!
History Humor
Why did the soldier always carry a map?
He didn’t want to “lose” his way to history!
What’s a veteran’s favorite game?
“Battleship
” of course!
Why did the history book look so sad?
Because it had too many “dates”!
What do you call a soldier who tells tall tales?
A “legend” in his own time!
Why did the founding fathers start a band?
Because they wanted to “rock the revolution”!
What do you call a war hero who tells jokes?
A “pun-dit”!
Why did the historian go broke?
He lost all his “interest”!
What’s a soldier’s favorite drink?
“Sarge-berry” lemonade!
Family Fun
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the family picnic?
To reach the “high” spirits!
What do you call a family that BBQs together?
A “grill” family!
Why did the kids bring a blanket to the memorial?
To “cover” all the memories!
What did the dad say when he burned the burgers?
“Looks like we’re having ‘charcoal’ for dinner!”
Why did the family start a band?
To make some “harmonious” memories!
What’s a dad’s favorite type of music?
“Dad-rock” of course!
Why did the family sit on the roof during the picnic?
They wanted to have a “higher” perspective!
What do you call a dad who tells too many jokes?
A “pun-derful” parent!
We hope these Memorial Day dad jokes brought a smile to your face and added a bit of humor to your holiday celebrations. If you’re looking for more laughs check out these dad jokes about medicine or these dad jokes about men. Enjoy your day of remembrance and laughter!