Chocolate Jokes
Why did the chocolate break up with the peanut butter?
It found someone sweeter.
What do you call a chocolate that tells jokes?
A choco-laugh!
Why did the chocolate go to school?
To become a Smartie!
How does chocolate propose?
With a “Will you be mine?” wrapper.
What did one chocolate say to the other?
You’re so sweet
I could melt!
Why did the chocolate get a job?
It wanted to earn some dough!
What do you call a romantic chocolate?
A love truffle!
Why did the chocolate refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to get into a sticky situation!
Love Puns
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I’m stuck on you!
Why did the couple bring a ladder to their date?
They wanted to take their love to new heights!
What did the heart say to the brain?
You’re the “thinker
” but I’m the “feeler!”
How did the phone propose?
It gave her a ring!
Why did the skeleton go to the Valentine’s party alone?
He had no body to love!
What did the bee say to his sweetheart?
You’re bee-autiful!
Why did the gardener get a Valentine?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did the light bulb say to its partner?
You turn me on!
Romantic Animals
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on its mouse!
What did the fish say to his sweetheart?
You’re o-fish-ally mine!
Why did the dog bring a pencil to his date?
In case he wanted to draw a little closer!
What did the owl say to his partner?
Owl always love you!
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay
they’d be bagels!
What do you call a couple of rabbits in love?
Hare-mates!
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase on his date?
Because he wanted to pack some love!
Foodie Love
What did the avocado say to the toast?
We make a great pair!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice!
What’s a chef’s favorite romantic song?
“I Will Always Love You” (with a pinch of salt)!
Why did the pasta break up?
It found someone who was a little saucier!
What did one pizza say to the other?
You’ve got a pizza my heart!
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!
What did the cookie say to the other cookie?
We’re a perfect match!
Why did the chef propose to the baker?
Because he kneaded her!
Classic Valentine’s Day
Why did the boy bring a ladder to his Valentine?
He wanted to climb to her heart!
What do you call a love letter from a vampire?
A “fang-tastic” note!
Why did the calendar break up with the clock?
It felt like it was running out of time!
What did the Valentine’s card say to the envelope?
I’m “sealed” with love!
Why did the Cupid get kicked out of school?
For shooting arrows in class!
What did the Valentine’s Day balloon say?
I’m full of hot air and love!
Why did the heart go to school?
To learn how to “beat” the competition!
What did the romantic candle say?
I’m burning for you!
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious dad jokes about Valentine’s Day! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about vacation or take a stroll through our dad jokes about walking. Keep smiling and spreading the love!