Nursing Puns Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work? In case she needed to draw blood. What did the nurse say when she found a broken heart? Time to call the cardio team! Why did the nurse always carry a pencil? In case she needed to sketch a patient’s chart. How do … Read more
Punny Pregnancy Puns Why did the baby bring a ladder? Because it wanted to be a high-risk baby! What do you call a baby who gets a lot of sleep? A nap-tastic little one! Why did the pregnant woman go to art school? Because she wanted to learn how to draw her labor! What do … Read more
Toe Puns Why did the toe break up with the foot? Because it couldn’t handle the pressure! What did one toe say to the other? “We’re on the same page but I’m a little more grounded!” Why did the toe get a promotion? It really stepped up its game! What do you call a toe … Read more
Cardio Jokes Why did the treadmill break up with the elliptical? It just couldn’t handle the ups and downs. I’m trying to get into shape. But I keep falling into round. Why do runners prefer jogging in the morning? Because they can’t handle the afternoon “sprint.” I told my friend I was going to run … Read more
Bone Puns Why did the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with! What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes? A funny bone! Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts! What did the bone say to the tooth? You crack me up! … Read more
Cheeky Puns Why did the butt go to school?It wanted to get a little more “butt-ucated!” What did one butt say to the other?We really crack each other up! Why did the butt break up with the other butt?It just couldn’t handle the “cheek” of it! What do you call a butt that tells jokes?A … Read more
Vision Puns What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells! Why did the eye go to school? To improve its pupils! How do eyes communicate? They use eye contact! What do you call a lazy eye? Eye-rolling! Why did the eye refuse to play cards? It couldn’t handle the … Read more
Classic Fart Jokes Why did the fart cross the road? To get to the other side! What do you call a person who never farts? A private tutor! Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too! What did one fart say to the other? You’re about to get us in trouble! … Read more
Vision Puns Why did the glasses apply for a job? They wanted to improve their “specs” and earn a little “interest!” What do you call a pair of glasses that tells jokes? A pun-derful accessory! Why do glasses never get lost? Because they always know how to “frame” their surroundings! What did one lens say … Read more
Sleep Puns I told my bed we should break up.It’s just too much of a comfort zone. Why did the pillow go to school?To get a little smarter and support its dreams! I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.It’s impossible to put down just like my sleep! What do you call a sleepwalking nun?A roamin’ Catholic! … Read more