Classic Fart Jokes
Why did the fart cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a person who never farts?
A private tutor!
Why do farts smell?
So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
What did one fart say to the other?
You’re about to get us in trouble!
Why are farts like bad secrets?
Because they always come out at the worst time!
What did the fart say to the elevator?
Let me out, I can’t hold it!
Why did the fart get kicked out of school?
For blowing off class!
What’s a fart’s favorite game?
Toot and Ladder!
Fart Puns
What do you call a musical fart?
A toot-orial!
How do you know if a fart is a good one?
It has a nice bouquet!
Why did the fart fail the exam?
It didn’t have the right answers
just gas!
What’s a fart’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good bass line!
How do farts stay in shape?
They do butt stretches!
What do you call a fart that’s gone bad?
A stinker!
Why did the fart get a job?
To make some gas money!
What’s a fart’s favorite holiday?
Toot-er’s Day!
Animal Fart Jokes
What do you call a farting dog?
A poot-cher!
Why do cows fart so much?
Because they can’t keep their mooo-t to themselves!
What did the cat say when it farted?
Meow-ment of truth!
Why don’t elephants fart in public?
Because they’re afraid of the trunk noise!
What do you call a farting fish?
A toot-angler!
Why did the chicken fart?
To prove it wasn’t a rubber chicken!
What do you call a farting horse?
A neigh-sayer!
Why did the pig fart?
Because it was feeling boar-ed!
Fart Science Jokes
What did the scientist say about farts?
They’re just gas-trophysics!
Why did the fart get a degree?
It was a gas-tronomical achievement!
What do you call a fart study?
A gas-ology class!
Why are farts considered renewable energy?
Because they’re always produced!
What did the physicist say about silent farts?
They’re just sound waves waiting to be heard!
Why do farts make great scientists?
Because they always find the right solution!
How do you measure a fart?
In toots per second!
What’s a fart’s favorite part of science?
The gas laws!
Fart Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Fart. Fart who? Fart you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Toot. Toot who? Toot your own horn!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Gas. Gas who? Gas you later!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Phew. Phew who? Phew
that was close!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Smell. Smell who? Smell my feet!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Farty. Farty who? Farty pants!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Wind. Wind who? Wind you think we’ll stop laughing?
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry
it was just a fart!
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