Nursing Puns
Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?
In case she needed to draw blood.
What did the nurse say when she found a broken heart?
Time to call the cardio team!
Why did the nurse always carry a pencil?
In case she needed to sketch a patient’s chart.
How do nurses stay cool during a shift?
They have a lot of patients!
What did the patient say to the nurse who was always on time?
You’re a real “punctual” nurse!
Why did the nurse wear red shoes?
Because she wanted to make a “heel” of an impression!
What do you call a nurse with a sense of humor?
A “pun” nurse!
Why did the nurse always carry a ladder?
To reach new heights in patient care!
Medical Humor
Why did the nurse go to art school?
She wanted to learn how to draw blood better!
What did the nurse say after a long day?
That’s a wrap on my “bandage” of duties!
Why did the nurse break up with the doctor?
He just couldn’t take her pulse!
How did the nurse fix her broken stethoscope?
With a little “heart” and determination!
Why did the nurse always carry a clock?
To keep an eye on her “timely” interventions!
What’s a nurse’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “beat”!
Why did the nurse get kicked out of the party?
She kept checking everyone’s “vitals”!
Why did the nurse bring a ladder to the hospital?
To reach for the “top” shelf medications!
Patient Care Jokes
What did the nurse say to the patient who was afraid of needles?
Don’t worry
it’s just a little “prick” in time!
Why did the nurse always carry a smartphone?
For “text” book emergencies!
What do you call a nurse who can’t stop telling jokes?
A “pun-stoppable” force!
Why did the nurse refuse to play cards?
Because she was afraid of getting “dealt” a bad hand!
What’s a nurse’s favorite game?
Operation
of course!
Why did the nurse bring string to the hospital?
To tie up loose ends!
What did the nurse tell the patient who was a little too chatty?
Let’s “bandage” that conversation!
Why did the nurse carry a broom?
To sweep away all the “sick” jokes!
Workplace Humor
Why did the nurse always carry a map?
To navigate the “hospital” of life!
What did the nurse say to the sleepy doctor?
Wake up and smell the “anesthesia”!
Why did the nurse become a gardener?
She wanted to grow her “patients”!
What did the nurse say to the overworked intern?
Don’t worry
it’s all “part of the job”!
How do nurses stay organized?
With a “chart” of their priorities!
Why did the nurse go to the gym?
To get her “health” in shape!
What’s a nurse’s favorite exercise?
Running around the hospital!
Why did the nurse always carry a first aid kit?
For “emergency” situations!
Funny Medical Terms
What do you call a nurse who can sing?
A “melodic” caregiver!
Why did the nurse always have a smile?
Because she knew how to “treat” herself!
What did the nurse say to the patient who was feeling down?
Let’s “lift” your spirits!
Why did the nurse always bring snacks?
To keep her “energy” levels up!
What’s a nurse’s favorite type of math?
“Addition” of care!
Why did the nurse join a band?
She wanted to “rock” the medical world!
What did the nurse say to the patient who was too quiet?
Let’s “pulse” for a moment!
Why did the nurse take up painting?
To express her “inner” artist!
We hope these nurse-themed dad jokes brought a smile to your face! If you’re in the mood for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about nature or enjoy some hearty chuckles with dad jokes about nuts. Laughter is the best medicine
after all!