Sleep Puns
I told my bed we should break up.
It’s just too much of a comfort zone.
Why did the pillow go to school?
To get a little smarter and support its dreams!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down
just like my sleep!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms when they sleep?
Because they make up everything
even dreams!
I used to be a baker
but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Now I just loaf around in bed!
Why did the mattress apply for a job?
It wanted to get a little more support!
What do you call a bear that’s asleep?
A grizzly bear nap!
Sleepy Situations
I once had a dream I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted!
Why did the man bring a ladder to bed?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his dreams!
My friend fell asleep in the middle of a race.
He really took a nap break!
What did one sleepy pillow say to the other?
“You crack me up!”
Why did the computer go to sleep?
It had too many tabs open in its dreams!
What do you call a sleep-deprived superhero?
A nap-tastic man!
I tried to make a belt out of sleeping bags.
But it was just too much of a stretch!
Why did the clock break up with the alarm?
It couldn’t handle the constant wake-up calls!
Dreamy Delights
Why don’t dreams ever get lost?
They always know how to find their way back to bed!
I had a dream I was a snowman.
But I melted when I woke up!
What do you call a dream that’s hard to remember?
A snooze-berry!
Why do we never tell secrets on a pillow?
Because it’s always eavesdropping on our dreams!
What did the blanket say to the bed?
“I’m just here to cover you!”
Why did the sleepwalker get kicked out of the bar?
He kept stumbling into his dreams!
What’s a dream’s favorite type of music?
Anything that puts you to sleep!
I asked my bed for advice.
It told me to just lie down and think about it!
Sleepy Animals
Why do sloths make terrible alarm clocks?
They just can’t wake up on time!
What do you call a sleeping cat?
A purr-fect nap!
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because it didn’t want to become a hot dog while napping!
What do you call a sleepy owl?
A hoot of a nap!
Why did the lion sleep all day?
Because he was too lion to wake up!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Why did the turtle sleep all night?
Because he was tired of being slow all day!
What’s a bear’s favorite bedtime story?
Anything that’s a little grizzly!
Sleepy Technology
Why did the smartphone go to bed?
It needed to recharge its battery!
What do you call a sleep-deprived computer?
A byte that needs a nap!
Why did the tablet fall asleep?
It couldn’t handle all the apps keeping it awake!
What do you get when you cross a computer and a pillow?
A soft-ware update!
Why do robots hate naps?
They can’t compute the downtime!
What do you call a lazy laptop?
A snooze-top!
Why did the printer sleep on the job?
It was out of ink and out of energy!
What did the Wi-Fi say when it fell asleep?
“I’m just buffering!”
We hope you enjoyed these sleep-themed dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
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