Ant Jokes Why did the ant never get sick? Because he had tiny ant-bodies! What do you call an ant who skips school? A truant! Why don’t ants ever get lost? Because they always follow the ant-ennas! What do you call an ant that can’t stop talking? A chatter-ant! Why did the ant bring a … Read more
Quacking Puns Why did the duck go to the comedy club? Because he wanted to quack up the audience! What do you call a duck that loves to play the piano? A quack-ordion player! Why did the duck sit on the egg? Because it wanted to hatch a plan! What’s a duck’s favorite ballet? The … Read more
Frog Puns Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them! What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Unhoppy! What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it! How do frogs like their eggs? Unfertilized! What do you call a frog that likes to play basketball? A jump shot! Why did the … Read more
Dog Puns Why did the dog sit in the shade?Because he didn’t want to become a hot dog! What do you call a dog magician?A labracadabrador! Why did the dog cross the road?To fetch the other side! What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?A labracadabrador! Why are dogs such bad dancers?Because … Read more
Cat Puns What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies. Why did the cat go to Minnesota? To get a mini soda! How do cats end a fight? … Read more
Dogs Why did the dog sit in the shade?Because he didn’t want to become a hot dog! What do you call a dog magician?A labracadabrador! Why did the dog run in circles?He was chasing his tail of the story! What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?Ruff! Why did the dog bring a … Read more
Cow Puns What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline? A milkshake! Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon! What do you call a … Read more
Fin-tastic Fun Why don’t fish play basketball? They’re afraid of the net! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Why was the fish bad at piano? Because it was all about scales! What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument? The bass guitar! Why did the fish go to school? To improve its swimming … Read more