Dogs
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn’t want to become a hot dog!
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!
Why did the dog run in circles?
He was chasing his tail of the story!
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff!
Why did the dog bring a pencil to the park?
In case he had to draw a bark!
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador!
Why are dogs such bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
Cats
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain!
Why did the cat join Instagram?
Because it wanted to be a purr-fect influencer!
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies!
Why was the cat so good at video games?
Because it had nine lives!
What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?
An alley cat!
Why did the cat sit on the mat?
Because it wanted to be a purr-fect fit!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Paw-ple!
Birds
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
A tweet-er!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon!
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay
they’d be bagels!
What do you call a bird that loves to play cards?
A card-inal!
Why did the owl get a promotion?
Because he was a wise choice!
What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker!
Why did the crow sit on the telephone wire?
Because it wanted to make a long-distance caw!
Fish
Why don’t fish play piano?
Because you can’t tuna fish!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
Farm Animals
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To talk to the other side!
What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline?
A milkshake!
Why did the pig become an actor?
Because he was a real ham!
What do you call a sheep that can do karate?
A lamb-chop!
Why did the horse get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
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