Ant Jokes
Why did the ant never get sick?
Because he had tiny ant-bodies!
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant!
Why don’t ants ever get lost?
Because they always follow the ant-ennas!
What do you call an ant that can’t stop talking?
A chatter-ant!
Why did the ant bring a suitcase?
Because he wanted to go on an ant-venture!
What do you call an ant who loves to dance?
A groov-ant!
Why did the ant sit on the clock?
Because it wanted to be on time!
What did the ant say to the grasshopper?
“You bug me!”
Bee Jokes
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they always use honeycombs!
What do you call a bee that’s having a bad day?
A grum-bee!
Why did the bee go to the doctor?
Because it had hives!
What do you call a bee that loves to play music?
A hum-buzz!
Why did the bee get married?
Because it found its honey!
What do you call a bee that tells jokes?
A punny bee!
Why did the bee get in trouble?
Because it was buzzed!
Fly Jokes
Why did the fly never get invited to parties?
Because it was always buzzing around!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
Why did the fly sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the web!
What did the fly say to the spider?
“I’m just here for the web!”
Why don’t flies ever get lost?
Because they have a great sense of direction!
What do you call a fly that can sing?
A fly-ster!
Why did the fly break up with its partner?
Because it found someone who really buzzed it!
What do you call a fly that tells tall tales?
A fly-ction author!
Spider Jokes
Why are spiders great at math?
Because they know how to multiply!
What do you call a spider who loves to play cards?
A poker spider!
Why did the spider go to school?
To improve its web design skills!
What do you call a spider that can’t stop telling jokes?
A pun-derful spider!
Why did the spider get a job?
Because it wanted to make some web-cash!
What did the spider say to its friends?
“Let’s hang out on the web!”
Why did the spider buy a new computer?
To improve its browsing experience!
What do you call a spider that loves to dance?
A jitterbug!
Worm Jokes
Why did the worm go to the gym?
To get a little more fit!
What do you call a worm who writes poetry?
A verse-worm!
Why don’t worms ever get lost?
Because they always follow the dirt!
What did the worm say to the gardener?
“Thanks for the soil-mate!”
Why did the worm break up with its partner?
Because they were too clingy!
What do you call a worm who loves to party?
A wiggle worm!
Why did the worm get a promotion?
Because it was outstanding in its field!
What do you call a worm that tells jokes?
A pun-worm!
We hope you enjoyed these bug-themed dad jokes! If you’re buzzing for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about bees. And for those who love the great outdoors
don’t miss our dad jokes about camp. Keep smiling and sharing the laughs!