Cow Puns
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline?
A milkshake!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What do you call a cow that’s a great musician?
A moosician!
Why did the cow join a gym?
To get a little more moo-scle!
What do you call a cow that can play the guitar?
A moo-sician!
How do cows stay informed?
They read the moos-paper!
Milk Jokes
What did the cow say to the milkman?
“You crack me up!”
Why did the cow sit on the milk crate?
Because it wanted to be a little more udderly comfortable!
What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
An udder failure!
Why was the cow always so calm?
Because it knew how to keep its cool milk!
What did the cow say when it saw the milk truck?
“Oh
that’s udderly fantastic!”
How does a cow ask for a glass of milk?
“Moo-ve over
please!”
What did the cow say to the ice cream?
“You’re udderly delicious!”
Why did the cow bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
Farm Life Jokes
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
What do you call a cow that tells jokes?
A laugh-a-moo!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
What do you call a cow that loves to dance?
A moo-sician!
Why don’t cows ever get lost?
They always follow the mooo-d!
What did the farmer say after he lost his cow?
“Where are you udder?”
Why did the cow get a promotion?
Because it was outstanding in its field!
What do you call a cow that can play hide and seek?
“Moo-sterious!”
Cow Silly Questions
What do cows do for entertainment?
They go to the moo-vies!
Why did the cow go to art school?
To learn how to draw a moo-tion!
What do you call a cow that loves to travel?
A globetrotting moo-er!
Why don’t cows ever get bored?
Because they always find something to moo about!
What do you call a cow that can’t stop telling stories?
A moo-nologue!
Why did the cow get a job at the bakery?
Because it was great at making butter!
What do cows say at the end of a joke?
“That’s udderly funny!”
Why did the cow become a detective?
Because it always followed the mooo-d!
Cow Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Moo.
Moo who? Moo-ve over
I’m coming in!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Cow says.
Cow says who? No silly
cow says moo!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Butter.
Butter who? Butter let me in
it’s chilly out here!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Cowpoke.
Cowpoke who? Cowpoke your head out and say hello!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Moo-ving truck.
Moo-ving truck who? Moo-ve over
I’m trying to park!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Udder.
Udder who? Udderly fantastic to see you!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Cowgirl.
Cowgirl who? Cowgirl
you’re the best!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Moo-nlight.
Moo-nlight who? Moo-nlight serenade
anyone?
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