Frog Puns
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
Unhoppy!
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!
How do frogs like their eggs?
Unfertilized!
What do you call a frog that likes to play basketball?
A jump shot!
Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car!
What do you call a frog that’s illegally parked?
Toad!
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad away!
Frog Jokes
Why did the frog sit on a lily pad?
Because it was feeling a bit “ribbit”!
What do you call a frog that loves to dance?
A hip-hop amphibian!
What do frogs wear to the beach?
Flip-flops!
Why did the frog go to the bank?
To open a river account!
What’s a frog’s favorite candy?
Lollihops!
Why did the frog get a job?
He wanted to earn some green!
What do you call a frog who loves to play music?
A toad-ally awesome musician!
Why are frogs great at baseball?
Because they always catch flies!
Frog Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Ribbit.
Ribbit who? Ribbit up and let me in!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Toad.
Toad who? Toad you I’d be here!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Frog.
Frog who? Frogot to bring my lunch!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Leap.
Leap who? Leap me alone!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Hopper.
Hopper who? Hopper you’re having a great day!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Croak.
Croak who? Croak me up
Scotty!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Lily.
Lily who? Lily pad
let’s hop to it!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Kermit.
Kermit who? Kermit to memory
it’s a frog joke!
Frog Riddles
What’s green
slimy
and a great comedian?
A ribbiting frog!
What jumps higher than a frog?
Anything
frogs can’t jump that high!
What do you call a frog that’s a great detective?
A ribbit investigator!
Why did the frog get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a frog that loves to tell jokes?
A pun-derful amphibian!
How do frogs keep their secrets?
They use ribbiting codes!
What’s a frog’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat to hop to!
Why did the frog bring a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
Frog Situational Humor
When the frog lost his job
what did he say?
“I’m just going to have to leap back into the job market!”
What did the frog say when he got a new car?
“This is a real hop-mobile!”
When the frog broke up with his girlfriend
what did he say?
“I guess we just weren’t meant to be
ribbit!”
What did the frog say when he saw his reflection?
“Toad-ally awesome!”
How did the frog react to his friend’s bad news?
“Don’t worry
just leap over it!”
What did the frog say when he won the lottery?
“I’m feeling froggy rich!”
Why did the frog wear a tuxedo?
He was going to a fancy hop-tastic event!
What did the frog say after a long day?
“I’m ready to jump into bed!”
We hope you enjoyed these ribbiting frog jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about ducks or explore the amusing world of dad jokes about getting old. Keep hopping along with humor!