Sleep Puns I told my bed we should break up.It’s just too much of a comfort zone. Why did the pillow go to school?To get a little smarter and support its dreams! I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.It’s impossible to put down just like my sleep! What do you call a sleepwalking nun?A roamin’ Catholic! … Read more
Dental Puns Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? He knew the drill! What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one! Why did the tooth go to school? To get a little plaque-tical education! What did the dentist say to the tooth fairy? You’re always taking a bite … Read more
Tired Puns Why did the coffee file a police report?It got mugged and now it’s feeling drained. I told my pillow a secret last night.It was too tired to keep it. What do you call a tired dinosaur?A dino-snooze. Why don’t scientists trust atoms when they’re tired?Because they make up everything even excuses for napping. … Read more
Foot Puns Why did the foot go to school? It wanted to improve its “sole” education. What did one foot say to the other? Between you and me we really need to “toe” the line. Why did the foot break up with the sock? It found someone with more “sole”! What do you call a … Read more
General Doctor Jokes Why did the doctor carry a red pen?In case they needed to draw blood. What did the doctor say to the patient who was afraid of getting a shot?Don’t worry it’s just a little prick-ly. Why did the doctor become a gardener?Because they wanted to grow patients! What do you call a … Read more
Flu-tastic Jokes Why did the flu go to school? It wanted to improve its “sick-tionary”! What do you call a sick dinosaur? A “dino-sore”! Why did the germ go to the party? Because it wanted to spread some cheer! What did the doctor say to the sick tomato? “You need to ketchup on your health!” … Read more